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By : BethPee
  • From on April 25, 2005
    hmm... to me, this just seems like a stupid excuse for a virgin to swear a lot. it's actually annoyingly not-funny, which is something you should probably fix given that you called this shit humour. aside from that, if you're ever in town and want casual sex, look me up, i'm always open to things like that. have a wonderful afternoon.
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  • From ANON - Emey on April 23, 2005
    Sephy should get laid by Reno.........don't ask me why i have no clue. Just a stupid plot idea. ^_^ As for drinking......Embarassing cross dressing pics should be taken!!!!!! Bring in the Saiyuki guys if you've seen the show..........hope i helped just a little.
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  • From ANON - Danielle on April 22, 2005
    um, Danielle can table dance....Sephiroth should get laid by...JING the bandit king, and Kir. um let's see gotta have a chugging party.....and stripping...and fucking everywhere.....hmm...music by slipnot.....and disturbed, and Evanesence, and um.....a perfect circle.....and um...Yuffie sneaking in and getting ass raped by a random, drukenly, well-endowed party goer...
    Reno: MORE CONDOMS I INTEND ON GETTING LAID MANY TIMES!
    Sephiroth: tell me you were kidding about....me with a guy...
    Jing: how do you think I FEEL!!!!!
    Anyway as I was saying......oh and I think a Shera should try to show up.....and meet an untimely end with a level one Hell's Fury.....hmmm
    Cid: Die bitch die!!!
    Down boy, ooooooo some of the demons could stay for the party.......
    Vincent:....tell me you are kidding.
    Nope now shut up.
    Let me see, hmmmmm oh Danielle can mix suicide drinks.
    Everyone: *gulps*
    What they aren't that ba-ad.
    Everyone: yes they are.....we still can't even get live 2 to work on the poor saps you gave it to last time...
    I could give it to Yuffie.
    Beth: YES!!!!!
    Vincent: I wouldn't mind watching that.
    O.k. Yuffie it is...you know it isn't my fault you all can't stand my drinks.
    Beth: it made me sick last time, I had to use a cure 3!
    I told you not to drink it so fast
    Cid: I wanna try one of these drinks.
    Sure......can I get a life materia on hand just in case
    Sephiroth: I got mine...now let's go finish getting ready for the party.
    O.k. that's all for now if I think of more, I'll let you know, Tchao for now!

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  • From ANON - Danielle on April 21, 2005
    YES!!!! you updated!!!! PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sephiroth: I got the grocery list....be back in a few.
    Beth: I got decorations!!!
    I GOT THE BOOZE!!!
    Beth: We aren't old enough to drink that...
    SO.....you can do without, *lights cigar* you can watch me drink it for you then.
    Beth: shoulda kept my mouth closed.
    Sephiroth: Do I get to drink?
    Sure why not, not like you'll tell your parents when they get back...that could be grounds for a level two Hell's fury...
    Sephiroth and Beth: gulp, yes ma'am
    Anyway great story....can't wait for the party...and please...no more aftermath of the aftermath of the aftermath.....next chapter PARTY TIME!!!!!
    Sephiroth and Beth: YEAH!!!!!!
    Now more please!
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  • From ANON - ME on April 20, 2005
    you said you were gonna update the other day.......WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER?!?!?!

    I'm calm......but really I want my next chapter.....please?????????????????????????????????????????
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  • From YoukaiObsessed on April 10, 2005
    OMG!! Holy Hell! Hahahahaha!!^_^ I love the humor in this. This is a good funny parody!!!
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  • From ANON - Elizabeth S on April 09, 2005
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    that was great can't wait to read more and find out what revenge is planned for Shera....and what is planned for Sephiroth.

    Anyway, always Devoted.
    E
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  • From ANON - Elizabeth S on April 02, 2005
    YAY you finally updated!!!! And it seemed like something that would really happen...I can't wait to see how everything unfolds.

    Well, I'll be trying to wair patiently to read more....notice the TRYING.

    Anyway great work.......please update soon!
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  • From ANON - ELIZABETH SPIEGEL on March 21, 2005
    UPDATE!!! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE........um more?

    *smacks authoress on head* What did we discuss about teasing???

    Sephiroth: you deserved that.

    Hojo: Totally...eek spider!

    Fluffy: *laughs evilly* she'll get you later, you do realize this do you not? She knows where you live and sleep.

    Harry: and where you hide your manga.....

    Elizabeth: I want more damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Everyone else: *covers ears* make her stop!!!
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  • From ANON - ME on March 20, 2005
    Have you ever noticed that the people that give insults disguised as reviews, are usually too chicken shit to sign their names?

    Don't let "anon" get you down. Your fic is VERY well written, I hope to read more soon, keep up the good work!
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  • From ANON - Anon on March 20, 2005
    This is a fuckng sack of shit, suck my dick you fucking loser!
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  • From ANON - Shadow Wolf on March 19, 2005
    You are must be fucked up to write this, great job! I like it. BTW the thing on Vincent's hand isn't a gauntlet, It's a metal arm, from his time experimented on by hojo.
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  • From ANON - ME!!! on March 19, 2005
    MORE!!!!

    I WANNA READ MORE!

    I LIKE IT
    I LOVE IT
    I WANT SOME MORE OF IT!!
    I TRY SO HARD....
    I DON'T WANNA READ WITHOUT IT!


    PLEASE UPDATE!

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  • From ANON - Inuyisha on March 16, 2005
    MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!

    UM, PLEASE???????

    I LIKE IT, I LOVE IT, I WANT MORE OF IT.......OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO TO YOU THAT'S..........UM,......NOT NICE!


    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE UPDATE SOOOON!!!!


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  • From ANON - CloudyGirl7 on March 16, 2005
    LOL! oh my goodness! that is really fun! update
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