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Reviews for Vincent's Horrid Poetry Hour

By : Kiune
  • From ANON - Naria Lacour de Fanel on February 22, 2009
    *too lazy to log in*

    XD XD XD XD

    Oh my god. Barrett is a mound...Poor bastard. Apparently this person paid no attention to basic poetic law whilst writing these regurgitations of idiocy. Like, not every line has to FRIGGIN' RHYME!! HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!! Here's a poem for you to MST3K:

    Final Fantasy Seven
    It makes my home feel like pure heaven
    Until all my favorite characters all die
    It makes me want to cry
    And Spinal Tap's amp goes to eleven.

    XD YES! Poor rhyme scheme, poor rhythm, goes off topic, AND is full of stupid. DAMN RIGHT! TAKE THAT, ENGLISH!! That's about the quality of this "gold" you keep digging up. Good times. Drunken Vincent still amuses the hell out of me. DESTORY YUFFIE, OH WINGED MINION OF DOOM!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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  • From ANON - Kuro on February 22, 2009
    Hooray, an update! I'll have to tell some of my friends. Yay for bad poem bashing! I can't wait for more.
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  • From ohxasphyxiationx on February 22, 2009
    These poems just keep getting worse! If it was not for the funny I would have made like all of them and just offed myself. Terrific job as usual!
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  • From ANON - mel on February 17, 2009
    Oh my god! That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. That tottaly turned a crappy day into something great (besides I chocked on a girl scout cookie because I was laughing) I could so picture Vincent doing this dressed in a red robe, one of the fryers club cap thingies and smokin a pipe while reading. Can't wait to read more.
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  • From ANON - Kain McAllister on February 09, 2009
    Lol, this is the greatest thing I've read from AFF yet. Please write more, I absolutely need more of this story. And I love how the FF7 characters are all doing this. I'll keep checking in on this one. =3
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  • From PervyYaoiFancier on February 08, 2009
    HORRID!! HORRID POETRY!! XD Snarky Vincent and so much DEATH!! Since when were ALL the VII characters emo? Seriously!! It's sad that some people actually think they're contributing something worthwhile to the literary world when they write that "deep" "emotional" "poetry"...like it truly reflects the deeper thoughts of a bunch of polygons. Yeah. These people deserve a good satirical lashing, of the drunken Vincent kind!! Crack is the way to go! WHOO HOO!
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  • From ANON - KuroSakura on February 07, 2009
    Thank you. Just...thank you.
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  • From ANON - Calix on January 24, 2009
    Thank you for the hystrical laughter, I almost feel off the chair. Do you write the poetry yourself? Is it like I'm going to write the worst poems ever and then make fun of them? I do that sometimes when I have writers block. I sit down and write the worst story ever, it's fun.
    Shame on you Vincint needs a bottle of absinthe to get through some of these bad rhymes. I also suggest you give the supporting cast a large bottle of tequilla.
    I hope Sephiroth is not a mean drunk.
    Please continue with this madness it brightens my day.
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  • From ohxasphyxiationx on January 23, 2009
    I lawled. Very funny.
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  • From ANON - Anon on January 22, 2009
    I love MST's! Its seriously the funniest thing ever!

    I really laughed at this line:
    "Vincent had done terror,
    Cid: And she was a hell of a lay."
    Lol Cid you have a dirty mouth! xD
    And the Phoenix Down commen- genious!
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  • From PervyYaoiFancier on January 22, 2009
    Oh god.

    O.O

    Oh god.

    I only read the first one before my (gasp!) first review! Oh, MAN!! POINTLESS SLAUGHTER!! YES!!!! I love the banter, I love the sarcasm, I loved the SPLOOSH line (as random as it was). Do you write this god-awful poetry? I mean, because it is ridiculously emo. RIDICULOUSLY! More than crazily, less than suicidal, but oh so EMO!! And if it is your intent to write such terrible, rhymey atorcities, then GOOD JOB! They are laughable while still attempting some dignity! This is simply amazing! I can't wait for the next installment! Although, I think Vinny might need a new friend soon cuz the raven is quite probably dead...PHOENIX DOWN!! XD Even better, he should just get a Phoenix and keep it handy for all those tragic and strangely inconvenient deaths.
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  • From PervyYaoiFancier on January 22, 2009
    I'M BLIIIIIIIIND!!!!!! CAN'T! SEE! TEARS! BLURRING!VISION! XD

    I DIED!! ZOMG I DIED!!!

    Why the hell was that so damn funny?! HOLY CRAP!! MST3K returns with a veangeance! Oh, MAN!! I've never read anything quite like this, and it ROCKS! Where did you find that first poem? I mean, WHAT THE HELL!!?! Although I did love the line about the pain being so much he couldn't rhyme anymore. PRICELESS!! Vincent is an ass. I LOVE IT!!

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  • From CerealKiller on October 01, 2008
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAA!!! That was fucking brilliant! I bow before comic genius!
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  • From ANON - Divanora on July 04, 2008
    OMG, I can't believe you don't have more reviews - this was hilarious! I was laughing so hard I was crying. And yet, you managed to keep everyone in character. (Well, your stuff, obviously not that quite-aptly named horrid poetry)

    Kudos, would love to see more!
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  • From ANON - YokoMasho on May 30, 2008
    By far the funniest thing I've read in months!! Love the commenting by all the characters on what might have been an almost completly serious poem ^-^ Can't wait to see more, if you plan on writting it that is!
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