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Reviews for Vincent's Horrid Poetry Hour

By : Kiune
  • From ANON - zen on October 27, 2009
    god you're awesome
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  • From ANON - DTE on October 25, 2009
    This was incredibly fun to read, I enjoyed it very much. The part where you make Vincent Sephiroth daddy cracked me up, Sephiroth's reaction was hilarious. I hope you update soon, can't wait to see what you come up with next.
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  • From ANON - Nacreth on September 22, 2009
    *blinks* People wrote those poems? I'm very sorry you had to read them and yet I couldn't stop laughing at your MST3K take on it xD Keep up the good work as I'm sure the angsty "poetry" won't stop coming any time soon. VHPH is just so much win.
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  • From ANON - Jessifer on April 28, 2009
    Btw, I'm like...the hugest fan of Valenwind ever.

    So this amused me immensely.
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  • From ANON - Jessifer on April 28, 2009
    *grin*

    If my obsession with World of Warcraft is ever needed to help clarify something, I shall be there.


    ...Pew!
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  • From PervyYaoiFancier on April 28, 2009
    Snrk.Snrk. That is the sound of me trying to supress my laughter whilst trying to not wake up the rest of my household.

    OH GOD!! XD I love Valenwind, I REALLY do, but this is just...GUH! Cid is supposed to be a hick and yet he calls Vincent a Crimson Marquis? Really. Does that make sense? The answer is: NO! For the love of all that is alive (since that is a much broader and influential spectrum than "holy"), NO! Cid spouting poetry is a sin against kittens! KITTENS!

    I died with the manly buttsmex and the brooding. I think I collapsed a lung trying to keep from LOLing on the floor.

    I can has jar of eyeballs? WANT! Oh, and please do continue with these atrocities! It makes me all happy inside, in a way Marquis Vincente de los Rojo Ojos can NEVER understand! Take THAT European nobility! XD OLE!
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  • From ANON - Niguuuuuuuuuuuu on April 27, 2009
    Usually I just flame people... but Mister Daniels and I have been getting to know eachother better over the last few chapters... and I'm high... so leik here goes

    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
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    U funneh!

    You guys must be masochists to actually read this crap before making it the beautiful high maximizing deliciousness it is now. I thank you! As does my comrade Mister Daniels.... and the rest of his pals who are gone now. D:

    I want a Raven so he can smoke with me. D':


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  • From ANON - Asphyxiate.Me.Baby. on April 27, 2009
    Sure, lets!

    I laugh every freaking time I read these things. I'm so glad to see you've updated again. =)
    I understand what you mean about a happy Vincent... Seeing Sephiroth smile in Crisis Core has me freaked out.
    Wish I could UNSEE.

    I don't know why Cid ended up with that weird country accent. Someone tried explaining it to me once, that in Japan people from a certain region ends up in English being translated into a Country accent. Can't remember what part of Japan though. I thought it was pretty freaking hilarious how he calls Vincent a Marquis Of Strength, and then starts rambling off like a country bumpkin.

    And... GENISIS COMES BACK AS A RUSSIAN?
    ..Like, for real?
    I'm just about to beat Crisis Core. Dirge of Cerberus has been sitting in my drawer since Christmas.
    I have to start playing that again. Jesus Christ, I suck at FPS.
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  • From KuroSakura on April 26, 2009
    How could I not recognize the torment? I am just glad that you choose to continue suffering to bring us enjoyment.
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  • From ANON - Nadia on April 25, 2009
    I FUCKIN' LOVE YA!! This was so funny: I laughed so hard I nearly cried a couple a times. This is great!! PLEASE make fun of some more silly rabid-fan-children; I love this fandom, always great for a laugh. I bow to you, oh great & powerful shitslingers...

    =^^=
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  • From PervyYaoiFancier on March 25, 2009
    Poor poor Raven. What did he ever do to deserve being subjected to this? XD Mehbeh the Raven can magically throw Lifestream in the faces of it's enemies?! SWEET! But then, everyone would die. Oh. Wait. Too late. XP

    BLOWHOLE!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!! *Jaunty British accent* Notice The Great Humpbacked Sephiroth in his natural habitat: the bedroom of the lyrically impared MarySue! He eats krill. And wears leather. Oh joy.

    *blink*blink* Oh. That WASN'T a MarySue. Coulda fooled me! It was just an incredibly gay femmy Cloud. Hmm. More femmy than usual. Pshaw! That was totally a woman! She just tweaked it to make it sound credible so she wouldn't get eaten by rabid Seph/Cloud OTPers! lolz

    Oh, yes. Cid should get the operation. Then everyone could call s/him "Cid-erella", like the cruel bastards they are!

    Boo to rampaging Sephiroth stab wounds! They hurt! But Hurrah for Phoenix Down!
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  • From ohxasphyxiationx on March 25, 2009
    I guess I'm just as clueless as Cloud then, cuz I missed the pairing right until the end. Blehhh I fail.

    You are always so funny. I mean seriously, you're so funny it's unreal. I love it.
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  • From ANON - Jessifer on March 13, 2009
    As some people from WoW would say:

    Less Queue Queue, More Pew Pew!
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  • From ANON - Naria Lacour de Fanel on March 02, 2009
    Again, too lazy to log in, and the fact that I was blinded with tears didn't help! XD

    When I saw the AN I totally started screaming Rammstein in my head! I am glad there was air guitar involved. WHOO!! X3 God that was awful, as usual! Hooray for language rape!! I am totally going to use that line for a t-shirt someday...And the facepalm maneuver, brilliant! I would too if I got wasted with Yuffie...but there would be more stabby stab to her face rather than my own! "Pewm pewm", that ever elusive sound effect...you has captured it rightly!

    I await more inebriated criticisms!!
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  • From KuroSakura on March 01, 2009
    Wow, you put yourself through so much torment to bring us the entertainment of reading your MST3K style of this...For this I must thank you greatly.
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