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Bedsprings	By : suixcausa Category: Final Fantasy VIII > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 758 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: I in no way own these characters. They belong to Squaresoft. I just borrow them because I get sick enjoyment out of it. :D
Bedsprings
"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
-- S.J. Perelman
"Wow Selphie, it's really nice of you to show me around!" Julianne exclaimed, while following Selphie into the cafeteria. "I didn't know if you were still here or not, but now I'm glad!"
Selphie nodded and smiled eagerly. "I'm so happy you passed the written test! It's so nice that Trabia is back on their feet! I hope that some more SeeD candidates come too!" She said, while strutting dutifully into the cafeteria. They watched in sympathy as Zell waited in line for the hotdogs, and just as he was about to make the order, the sign saying "No more hotdogs for today" was put up. The blonde let out a cry of agony.
"Wow."
"Yeah-huh, it's hard to get hotdogs here." Selphie said, bobbing her head. "So it's best if you get here really early. That's Zell, I think you met him when we visited Trabia Garden before right?" Selphie asked enthusiastically, and Julianne nodded.
"Quistis is sitting over there." Selphie said, while pointing out where the blonde instructor sat, primly drinking some tea while Rinoa chatted with her about mundane things. "That's Rinoa, and her boyfriend Nida."
"Whoa wait!" Julianne said. "Last time we talked you said that Rinoa and Squall were going steady, what's she doing with that guy now?"
Selphie giggled. "They're in love but it's more of a protective sister brother thing. Rinoa suspects that Squall is gay too, so that's why he was avoiding anything overly romantic."
Julianne raised her eyebrow. "Gay? Are you sure?"
Selphie nodded her head happily. "Yup yup! Me and Rinoa got all the boys figured out. Zell pretends to be homophobic but that's because he's secretly harboring feelings for Irvine."
"I thought that he was with that library girl...heard they were real close too."
Selphie frowned. "They go at it a lot but that's just because Zell is trying to prove to himself that he's straight."
"Oooooh!"
"Yeah! Irvine is like, totally pansexual. I mean, the guy will fuck anything with legs."
"I thought he was your boyfriend!"
"Yeah!" Selphie said, sounding rather excited about that fact. "That's why I know! He totally experimented with Nida before, but they don't let that get around. I have the coolest boyfriend!" Selphie said with stars in her eyes. "I mean, he's trying to learn how to give himself head, and he's been with everyone you talk to."
Julianne was starting to doubt what Selphie was considering normal, or cool for that matter.
"Wow, sounds like Balamb Garden is one live-action porno."
"Oh it is!" Selphie said, hopping up and down and bobbing her head. "I mean, people just are really dense and don't notice these things. Good thing that there are people like me and Rinoa to figure out what really goes on."
Julianne paused then. "Hey wait, aren't you and Rinoa the ones who buy up all those naughty yaoi magazines?"
Selphie looked shocked, horrified, and innocent all at the same time. "Well, yeah. But they're real eye openers!" Julianne laughed.
"My god Selphie, you make everyone out to be a sex fiend harboring secret feelings for everyone else, when in reality they're probably a bunch of sex-starved virgins!"
Selphie scowled. "That's just what they want you to think! Zell really IS mad over Irvine, Irvine is mad over anything with legs, and Squall..." She was broken out of her repertoire of closet-homos when shouting was heard.
"Get back here Leonhart!" Seifer's voice was loud, and the cafeteria doors slammed open while an angry looking Squall stalked into the cafeteria, moving silently to the back of the room.
Seifer followed, looking twice as angry. "You son of a bitch! What did you stab me in the back for?!"
"You threw me in front of a fucking T-Rexaur!" Squall shouted. Obviously they had been arguing for a long time about this. Squall was always calm and collected, but Seifer always managed to crawl under his skin and get his blood boiling. Ever since Seifer had moved back to Garden, and Squall had demoted himself back to SeeD, all the two ever really did was argue, so people in the cafeteria went on with their business. Quistis sipped her tea, Rinoa was looking fondly at Nida, who was playing a card game with one of the Trepes.
"Well I thought that Shiva's Lover would be junctioned to ice you dumbass."
Squall twitched. "I was training Quezacotl. I already told you. Now go away!"
Seifer snarled. "You still took a swing at me from the back! You could have lopped my head off you brainless dick!"
Julianne, unlike everyone else in the room, didn't seem so comfortable with the fact that Seifer looked like he was about to pounce Squall and give him the beating of his life.
"Uh...."
Selphie shook her head and waved her hand dismissively. "Don't pay any attention to them, it's just a lovers spat."
"Lovers spat?" This sounded like another one of Selphie's made up yaoi fantasies.
"Oh yeah, they're in a major relationship—madly in love with each other." Selphie said with a wink while she moved to the counter of the cafeteria, ordering some iced tea to drink. And just after Selphie had said that, Squall's "I hate you! Go die!" echoed through the room.
Zell had given up his search of hotdogs and retreated to where Rinoa and Quistis were sitting, lazily watching Seifer and Squall as if he was about to break them up if things got too bad.
"Madly..in love?" Julianne said, still staring shocked. Seifer pulled out Hyperion, and was charging Squall who dodged easily and pulled out Lion Heart. The cafeteria lady screamed about no weapons inside the cafeteria, Squall and Seifer yelled some more and walked outside into the hallway. Immediately sounds of gun blades clashing could be heard.
"Well.." Selphie looked thoughtful. "More like, a love hate relationship."
Seifer's yelling could be heard. "YOU BASTARD THAT'S DOOM!"
Squalls retort was equally audible. "Only because you're junctioned against death!"
Julianne stared at Selphie, eyes wide. Selphie looked sheepish. "Just uh, currently...a little lacking in the...love?"
Julianne clapped a hand to her forehead. Suddenly outside a rather loud explosion could be heard, and Zell shot up of his feet.
"That sounded like Ifrit!"
Everyone in the cafeteria groaned. The smell of burnt leather started to waft into the room. There was a lot of shuffling going on outside, along with some angry shouts from Seifer, and someone yelling to get the Headmaster and Dr. Kadowaki.
"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SQUALL!"
Cid had obviously got there first.
"He's not dead!" Seifer's voice protested.
"HE'S NOT BREATHING!" Cid couldn't find a pulse.
There was silence for a few moments, everyone in the cafeteria straining to hear what was going on.
"PHEONIX DOWN!" Dr. Kadowaki shouted.
There were a few more moments of silence, then a sharp blue light of healing magic shone through the windows on the cafeteria door. Another long span of silence followed.
"WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SUMMONING IFRIT!?"
Cid's voice echoed loudly after: "NO SQUALL! NOT GREIVER!"
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"Can you believe it? Shoveling grat shit for six months! How am I supposed to go on missions?"
"I thought you were removed from active SeeD duty."
"Yeah I know! Totally not fair. Its prejudice I swear."
Squall's voice was a low grumble. "Well at least you aren't banned from junctioning."
Seifer's snicker echoed through the hall. "Yeah well, show some more responsibility with the most powerful GF in the world and all that. I used up nearly all my curaga magic healing from that stunt!"
"You ruined my clothing, all of it is burned to bits."
Quistis groaned, rolling over in her bed and pulling the pillow up against her ears, trying to block out the noise of the two arguing again. Of course Seifer's room was right next to hers, and as the two moved into it their voices just got louder. The walls in Garden were so thin...
"So what are you going to do to make it up to me?" Squall asked.
There was a low grumble in response, Quistis unable to make out the words. After a few moments of silence, she could have sworn she heard a moan.
After a few more moments, there was a loud thump, telling that something had been pushed against the wall. She started to hear more of those definite moans.
"Fuck! Not again!" Quistis groaned into her mattress, pressing her pillow closer against her ears. But the two inside the next room responded by making more noise; the sound of bedsprings creaking protest as they dropped down onto it.
Quistis was muttering various curses as the sounds of thumping, moans and bedsprings became more rapid, and after an abrupt silence, a rhythm of creaking was starting to be built. As the creaking got louder, thumping started, probably the headboard banging against the wall with the momentum of movements. Moans got louder and turned into cries and pants. Quistis finally dragged herself out of the bed.
"They'll be at it all night." she said through gritted teeth, while grabbing the pillow from her bed, and stalking out the door. "I'm going to Xu's."
Now, had this been anyone else but Quistis, everybody in garden would know that the two in the next room were actually a couple. Selphie wouldn't let anyone live down the fact that she had been right, and Rinoa would be far too smug for her own good about it all. But Quistis was too annoyed with the fact that every second night when they slept in Seifer's room, that she could never get any sleep.
Walking down from the end of the hall where the two rooms were off by themselves, she escaped the needy noises to find herself in front of Xu's door.
She knocked, and after a few moments, Xu opened the door, bleary eyed and her hair mussed from sleep.
"Again? What's the excuse this time?" Xu asked, holding the door open.
"They're going at it again." Quistis said, not bothering to specify what type of ‘going at it' it was.
"God, when will those two stop fighting and start to get along?"
Quistis dropped her pillow on the floor, grabbed an extra blanket and curled up on the floor, a small smirk gracing her features. "I don't know Xu. I really don't know."
AN: ^ Why stupid&ooc plotbunnies should not be allowed to grow. Reviews are what I live for. =o
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