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Once-in-a-Lifetime	By : TJChaos Category: Final Fantasy Games > Final Fantasy II - V Views: 2356 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy series, but if I did there'd be a lot more sex. Also, any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This is actually a work of fiction. I make no profit from

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- 1-Once-in-a-Lifetime
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It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There could be no doubt about this.

There was silence in the small glade. No one spoke. The birds were silent. Even the rustling of the leaves was distant, as if even the greenery was terrified of making a sound.

They stood in a circle, not breathing. Emphatically not breathing, in fact. They were too scared to breathe, from the dumbest goblin to the smartest wizard, and he would be the first to admit he wasn�t that smart. He wasn�t this smart for sure.

What the hell had just happened?

�Um,� said the goblin.

�Yep,� said the jelly.

The sandman scratched his head.

The wizard was too shocked to close his mouth. His jaws had just gone slack. He didn�t know if he�d be able to speak again.

�Buuhhgh,� he said.

�What?� whispered the goblin.

The wizard quietly cleared his throat, wiped the drool off his mouth and closed his gaping mouth. He swallowed nervously.

�Did� Did I� Did we�?�

There was a deathly silence as the monsters looked down at the prone girl. They looked at each other, then looked at the wizard, who just shrugged. Then they looked down once more at the scantily-clad summoner.

�It actually worked?� the spirit asked, incredulously. His companions as one shushed him, urgently.

�Be� Quiet�� mouthed the wizard.

�But� what are the odds?� the monster repeated, less noisily.

The wizard was sweating heavily.

�Too� Freaking� Odd��

He was having a panic attack. Oh God they were going to die. Oh God they were going to die.

He stopped fidgeting long enough to see the other monsters looking up at him with a mixture of awe and astonishment.

�I know! I know! I didn�t think it�d work either, but look! I cast a Sleep spell and it actually worked!!� And against her as well! The wizard didn�t know who she was, but he could tell that her level was probably a multiple of theirs by a factor of about ninety.

What were the odds that a Sleep spell would take down a high-level caster!?

It had been a desperate, last-minute action. They had ambushed a lone woman � as was their job � in order to rob her. Take her money, run away, no one gets hurt.

But then she started firing lightning out of her eyes and raining flame from the heavens! The ground split and magma spewed from the ground to envelop them! Talk about overkill!

In desperation, and with no obvious way out, he had cast, in a moment of blind panic, one of only two spells he knew.

�Sleep!�

And then they were here: confused, astonished� and in deep, deep trouble.

�Quick!� hissed the wizard. �Let�s get the hell out of here!�

�Why?� asked the goblin.

The wizard rubbed his face.

�Look, what do you see when you look down there?�

��Big titties,� said the sandman.

�Yes. No! Not the big titties��

(Although they were special)

��I mean the horrible feeling of impending death! When she wakes up, she�s going to annihilate us!�

They looked at each other. He made a convincing point.

�Although�� said the goblin. They all looked at him.

�Although, if we stay, we have sex.�

They all looked at each other and nodded. This was a better idea.

All except for the wizard, who had now aged fifty years from the start of this conversation.

�Are you mad!? If you have sex with her, she�ll wake up and you�ll be dead!!�

The goblin thought about this for a moment. �Good point. Dead bad. But big titties. Worth it!�

�Big titties aren�t worth dying over!!�

The goblin pointed. �Look. Big titties. Tight clothes. Nice bum. Me hitting that.�

Before the wizard could grab him, the goblin crouched down by Rydia�s lower body and grabbed her ass.

The green haired babe shifted in her sleep, and the wizard nearly had an aneurism. But she gave a small groan and settled back into her slumber.

The sandman nudged the goblin, who was crouching, petrified. �Go on! Go have sex!�

�Can�t,� said the goblin. �Peed self. Go to bushes. You hump.�

As the goblin shuffled off to the bushes to empty his pants, the sandman took the lead. The wizard looked on with horrid fascination as the sandman positioned itself by the summoner�s body, slowly pulled out its sand-winky and guided it towards her. He pulled aside the leotard covering her best bit, and then slowly, ever so slowly�

�leaned in.

�Oh yes!� said the sandman. �I like this! This is good! Now, I will hump!�

Before the wizard could scream at him to stop, the sandman pulled out and pumped back into Rydia with a great yell.

(�Yay! Hooray!�)

And he kept on moving in and out of her like a piston, a great big smile on his face.

Rydia groaned and started to open her eyes.

The jelly screamed. The smile fell off the sandman�s face and he instantly came inside her in sheer terror.

�SLEEEEP!� the wizard screamed, his arm outstretched.

And Rydia�s head hit the ground with a soft thwump.

As the sandman renewed his pump action�

(�Yay! Hooray!�)

� - he being able to recover much quicker than any human � the wizard just stared at his hand in amazement. The goblin came back from the bushes and nudged his companion.

�What odds of that?�

The wizard looked at him with a look of sheer incredulity.

�I think I just used up my luck for the next five lifetimes.�
The monsters were having lots of fun.

Ten minutes had passed now, and the sandman had stopped Yay-ing and Hooray-ing long enough for the goblin to get stuck in. The jelly had taken up camp inside Rydia�s leotard, squelching about over her juicy breasts and enjoying himself immensely. The other member of their party, who was a spirit and therefore unable to contribute, was nevertheless enjoying himself too, being quite the voyeur.

The wizard was about to have another heart attack.

�Let�s get out of here, you idiots, before she freaking kills us!!�

�Keep at it!� cried the spirit, being the life and soul of the party.

�Keep at it!?� screamed the wizard. �Have you any idea how lucky we�ve been up to now!?�

He raged at his companions as they satisfied themselves with Rydia�s defenceless body.

�Do you know what the chances are of a spell like this actually working against a summoner of that level? Too low! And I�ve already cast it twice!!�

�What can do?� gasped the goblin as he slammed himself into her, sweat pouring down his face. He was frantically making the best of this once-in-a-lifetime situation.

�Well, you can stop screwing her for starters!!� said the wizard. �Any impact can wake her up immediately � and then we�re all dead!�

At this outburst, the attackers looked up at the wizard with wide eyes. They didn�t stop, though, just slowed down a bit. The goblin slowed down and started to gently violate her.

�What can do?� repeated the goblin, giving way to his companion�s knowledge of black magic.

�We have to get out of here!� the wizard whispered. �I don�t think I can put her out again.�

The goblin looked down at himself, sliding in and out of the summoner�s moist snatch. It was so warm and comforting in there. He couldn�t possibly stop now. There were any number of places he could go to get a good piece of ass � human, even. But never again would he get the chance to mate with an idol of this calibre.

�No way,� he squeaked. He saw the wizard�s panicked eyes shift from left to right, and knew he was about to run. He couldn�t have that.

�Listen,� he said. �If we run now, you no get piece of ass. She wizard. You like wizard?�

The wizard gave Rydia�s body one more appraising look. He did like mages. He was a black mage himself, and the thought of having sex with one of the few females of his order was a long-standing fantasy of his. And, the clothes they wore. What was it with sorceresses and skin? Whatever it was, it worked for him. This girl in particular was something special � colour co-ordinated and showing more skin than any sorceress he had ever met, not that he had been lucky enough to meet many in his short, miserable life. She was so tight and toned, and white and pure, and devastatingly beautiful�

Wait! That was it!

�Take off her brassiere!� he hissed at the monsters, excitement bubbling inside him. �The whole leotard thing! And any bracelets or rings or necklaces you see � the crown, too! Take her crown!�

The goblin looked up at him quizzically. �We rob now?�

The wizard grinned down at his diminutive friend. �No, you cretin. I�m taking off her armour and accessories! Everything that boosts her magic defence! This is our best chance for us to hump her and still use my magic to keep her sedate!�

He looked at the black mage�s body being stripped. Now the fear was gone, and he coveted that body. He would make her his.

�There�s still a chance she�ll wake up, but she�s worth the risk. Oh yes, I can do this!�
Some time passed and they enjoyed more of her body. The goblin finished, so the wizard got the chance to hump the girl of his dreams.

�All humped out now. We go.�

�Not just yet, my fine friend! We can make this victory last for days!�

�You gone cunt-crazy. She wake up, we go splat. We run now.�

�I have an idea. I put her to sleep again. Don�t touch her! If you don�t, she�ll be out for another thirty minutes at least. That gives me time to� hmm��
Some time later, Rydia hoisted herself up to an upright position.

�I�m woozy�� she said, in a sing-song voice.

She noticed the creatures standing over her and she looked up at them, swaying slightly. She frowned.

Before her stood five monsters: a sandman, a jelly, a goblin, a spirit and a wizard who was smiling widely in a face that betrayed his absolute terror.

�Hello,� he said. �I�m your husband.�

Her eyes narrowed. She couldn�t think straight.

�Husband?�

�That�s right� darling,� he added, as an afterthought. �Don�t you remember� um, hunnybun?�

Rydia shook her head to try and clear it. She looked down and ran her hand over her naked body. For some reason, her breasts were exposed� but she didn�t know what to feel about that.

�I�m� I feel confused�� she mumbled.

The sandman snickered. �That�s because��

It didn�t get any further because the wizard kicked it in the balls. Seeing as it was letting its balls hang out to enjoy the nice air and post-coital glow, this was especially nasty.

The wizard coughed and smiled a sickly grin for his new lover. �Not to worry about that� darling.�

He reached over and caressed her cheek. Confused, she didn�t resist. He then helped her to her feet.

�We�re going to have so much fun together, my dear.�

(�Argh! My balls!�)

�Hey, what about us?� demanded the goblin.

The wizard frowned. �Oh yes, um�� Damn, what was her name? ��Darling. We generally share you with all our friends. You�re a very generous person like that.�

�Generous?� mumbled Rydia, swaying on her feet. �Friends?�

�Yes, we�re all friends here.�

�And you whore.�

�She�s not a whore!� he admonished him.

�She could be whore.�

The wizard pinched the bridge of his nose in exasperation. �Fine. Darling, you�re also a whore.�

�Whore?� asked Rydia, not recognising the word.

�And anyway, why she your wife?� demanded the goblin. �Why not my wife?�

The wizard growled and glared at his companion. �This is not the time.�

�Fine,� said the goblin. �But when we get back, we have long talk.�

�No,� said the wizard with a glint in his eye. �When we get back, we�re going to be too busy to talk.�

�Oooh,� said the goblin.

(�You kicked me in the balls!�) screamed the sandman.
The five of them were part of a larger group. The group worked hard for the money and never got ahead of themselves. They were happy just to rob the unwary strangers who entered their forest and then retreat to their hidden base, somewhere in the nearby hills. It was a special bond of fellowship they had. They liked to share what they earned.

Back in their secret cave, the group were piled upon Rydia, violating her every orifice. She was sucking off the goblin while jerking off two others, as the rest crowded over her spread-eagled body, frantically pleasuring themselves to the sexiest human alive. A zombie was being crushed beneath her, but he didn�t mind, seeing as he was buried to the base of his cock in the sweaty summoner�s asshole. For his part, the wizard had pride of place inside Rydia�s pussy, leering over her with every thrust.

She twisted and writhed beneath their ministrations, but did not fight. She was overwhelmed by the speed of the whole thing: one second she woke up, and the next she was on the receiving end of a frenetic gangbang with a mostly non-human group of people she didn�t even recognise. Her mind was too cloudy. She couldn�t think. She was just so� confused.

She didn�t even know her own name.

�Thumphing feelth�� Rydia began, but had to pull her face away from the goblin�s slimy penis, which slid out of her mouth with a syrupy �plop�, before trying again. �Something� feels� wrong,� she gasped, panting to the rhythm of the wizard�s thrusts.

He gulped. �Uhh� Nothing to worry about. Here, I�ll make you feel all better�� He extended his hand towards her and said, �Confuse,� re-casting his spell.

With her magic defences at almost zero, Rydia had no chance of resisting the charm, and her eyes became half-lidded as she slid the goblin�s erect penis back into her mouth.

�Mmmm�� she moaned, sucking on it like a delicious lolly-pop.

The spirit was delighted, playing the tambourine and cheering wildly. Why, it�s hard to say. It�s best not to question the wisdom of spirits.

The group were loving the human hump-cushion to the beat. It was like a symphony � there were lots of different parts and different sizes of instruments, but it all came together like a work of art.

The goblin and the sandman came together, the latter splattering its cum over Rydia�s naked flesh like an obscene Jackson Pollock, which is a kind of art. The goblin availed himself of her disturbingly well-practiced mouth�

(�She whore,� he said to the madtoad. �Me call it. Me see it straight away.�)

�and what she didn�t swallow she lazily dribbled out the corner of her mouth. He gave a contented sigh, and regretfully pulled his bum in the other direction.

It didn�t work.

�She not stopping,� observed the goblin as Rydia refused to release his flaccid penis from her mouth. She just kept sucking on it.

�Stop messing around,� gasped the wizard, straining to hold his load so he could enjoy the summoner longer. �Take your dick out of� my wife.�

The goblin made a huffy face and slipped his cock out of Rydia�s mouth with a sickening slurp. He glared at the wizard.

�Next girl my wife.�

�Fine,� squeaked the wizard. �Just let me��

He slid his penis out of Rydia and at once crawled over her, scattering his companions amid angry shouts, and then, aiming well, ejaculated over her resplendent tits. It was an obscene amount, and splattered over her collar and neck as well as sliding down her rounded breasts and creating a small pool between them.

�Yeah�� he said. �You like that?�

Rydia stared at him. They all did.

He got embarrassed.

�Sorry�� he said, slinking away. �I got carried away.�

The group nudged and kicked him and then resumed their lovemaking enterprise.
It was later. They were all shagged out. They lay naked in the cave, gasping for dear life and sweet oxygen.

�I�m spent,� said the gator. �And I�m hungry. Can I eat her?��

�We can�t eat her,� said the jelly. �Or can we?�

The wizard snapped, �We�re not eating her! But I have thought about our money troubles. I�ll keep casting Confuse on her until she can�t remember who she is, and then, when we�re bored of her��

�Dump her?� said the goblin.

The wizard grinned evilly. �Sell her!�

He looked over at Rydia. She was gorgeous, and ripe for the taking.

�Um� darling?� he called.

It took her a moment to realise she meant her, but when she did, she got onto her hands and knees, still gasping from the monster gangbang, and crawled on all fours towards him.

Looking down at her guileless face, her emerald eyes and her floating, luminescent hair, he knew he would never sell her. No, she was his woman. Albeit his woman that he let his friends use. And would continue to let use. That was part of the attraction of having a mindless uberbabe in thrall.

Magic defence zero. Oh yes.

�Confuse,� he said. �Darling, would you mind�?

He indicated his erect cock. Rydia got to work.

After some time, but less than the wizard would have liked � give the guy a break, he hadn�t had that much experience, and who are you to judge anyway? � he was about to release his pent-up power.

To his surprise, Rydia spoke.

�Do� do I swallow it?� she asked, tentatively.

All the group�s jealous eyes went to the wizard. He looked at his companions and then back to Rydia. He shrugged.

�Umm� sure?� he said.

Rydia brought her hands up to his balls and tipped her head back, accepting the wizard�s greasy love paste onto her outstretched tongue. With a decent spoonful obtained, she brought it back into her mouth and swished the mixture around her cheeks before swallowing the load with a cringe.

�Bleh,� she said, sticking her white-stained tongue out.

�Wow, she really did it,� said the spirit. The wizard stared at her with shining eyes.

�I think I�m in love,� he said.

�Yeah, well wait your turn, lover boy,� said one of his companions as he grabbed his back and pulled him off her. The new monster mounted the green-haired girl and proceeded to ravish her. Rydia did not complain, just squirmed and moaned.

She looked up at the wizard as she had sex. Her cheeks were flushed and her expression was like a mixture of ecstasy and agony.

�Husband?� she asked.

He was so lucky. Luck for five lifetimes should be as good as this.

�And now we�re going to do all sorts of sick and twisted things. You�ll love it.�

Rydia looked up at him with her dazed expression, swaying slightly in her position. But she kept her mouth open and tongue outstretched.

A trickle of drool escaped from each corner of her mouth as she simply said, �Yeth.�
Many, many hours passed.

Rydia loved it.
In the final tally, the goblin got his end away more than any of the others.

Just thought you�d like to know.

The person who got the befuddled summoner to do the most dirty tricks was the wizard. He had some deviant issues. But in his defence, she was oddly receptive, despite the spell.

�She whore,� said the goblin.
In the middle of the night, nearly thirty-six hours since she had first fallen asleep, Rydia of Mist woke up.

She was in an unfamiliar place. At first she didn�t remember anything that had happened since she�d entered this forest.

But then memories flooded back to her.

�Oh, nooo,� she moaned, stamping her foot in frustration. �Not again! I wish I could just get from one place to another without someone trying to rape or sell me into slavery!

�And now it�s night time? How many times have I woken up to find I�m missing several weeks of my life!?

�It was bad enough when the eidolons kept me as their sex slave, but between the Troian army press-ganging me into the jelly-wrestling team and the whole bukkake tsunami thing, I don�t even know what year it is!

�Who�s the king? Did I really go to the moon, or was it another drug trip, like that time Yang took me to see the fairies? They gang-raped us both, that time. At least I wasn�t alone.�

The wizard awoke to a distant voice saying, �Why does this always happen to me?� He was dazed, having just woken from a wonderful sleep brought on by the greatest night of his life. He vaguely thought that it would be nice to crawl on top of the summoner again, and do the most deviant�

Oh no! He sat up quickly, which was unfortunate because it meant that he immediately caught Rydia�s attention.

�Confuse!� he cried.

Rydia stood with her hand on her hip, staring at him. She was not happy.

She was also no longer naked. She had changed back into her normal gear.

Which meant she had defence against magic again.

�I�m dead,� said the wizard.

�Meteor,� agreed the summoner.
Rydia staggered down the side of the hill from the secret base. She was never very good with gangbangs. Her legs were still wobbly.

�Why does this always happen to me?� she bemoaned the heavens. �Why do the freaky monsters always go for me? Why��

From far, far away, she heard a voice say:

�It because you whore!�

�BAHAMUT!� she screamed.

And the hill exploded.
Epilogue

The wizard didn�t die from the Meteor, which was remarkable because he was only a Level 2 character.

Instead, he fell into a coma for two months. His companions, really quite amiable sorts, fed him and kept him alive, so that was all OK.

In the coma, he spent what felt like years doing nothing but doing Rydia. And again. And again. He never got tired, and neither did she.

(�Oh, Mr Wizard! Your dick is so hard! It�s the best! It�s my favourite!�)

(�Yeah, baby, and you�re lookin� hot. Although, actually, Wizard isn�t my name��)

(�Oh, it is to me, you big chunk of magic hunk! Take your wand and fuck me, Wizaaaaaard!!�)

Aaaand so on.

He spent another month crying non-stop when he woke up and discovered it had all been a dream.

The really good news is that they met Rosa shortly after that, and they got to have a nice long go on her. She wasn�t as experienced as Rydia to begin with, but boy, she had learned a few tricks by the end.

And Rydia got into more raunchy bother because

(�She whore!�)

She�s not a whore. She just dresses like one.

And they all lived happily ever after.
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