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Matchmaker, matchmaker
By : Purplepenguin
Category: Final Fantasy VIII > Yaoi - Male/Male
Views: 769 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VIII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Chapter 2.
….
Selphie smoothed out the paper of questions in front of her on the table, watching the fidgeting blonde.
Rinoa sat on her right.
“Now Seifer we just want to ask a few questions to get your profile straight.”
The taller blonde looked uncomfortable. “Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.”
“No no no this is perfect for you.” Rinoa said.
“What, just because I didn’t marry you doesn’t mean I need help.”
Selphie frowned. “Will you stop that?! We only want to help things along, we’re helping Squall and Zell too if it’s makes you feel better.”
Seifer snorted. “Chickie and Leonhart they need help but not me.”
“Think of it as a bit of fun then.”
“Especially if you met people willing to put out on the first date.”
He paused in thought. “Fine ask me your questions.”
“Great!” The girls shared an excited look.
“Full name?”
“You know my name.”
They glared at him.
He sighed. “Seifer Almasy.”
Selphie wrote it down.
“Age?”
“You know my- 19.” He rolled his eyes.
“Sex?”
He gave them a look.
Rinoa chuckled.
“Male?” Selphie asked.
He glared at her.
She just wrote it in the box.
“Sexual preference?”
He blinked, looking uncomfortable again. “What?”
“Straight? Gay? Bi?
“None of your business.” The girls sighed, meeting each other’s eyes.
“Seifer how are we supposed to know who to set you up with if we don’t-”
“Bi.” He muttered.
“Huh?”
“I’m Bi.”
Selphie wrote it down. “See? That wasn’t so hard now was it?”
“What hair colour do you go for usually?”
He shrugged. “Any.”
“Any?”
“Nothing stupid.”
“Stupid?”
He frowned.
“What are you? A parrot? Nothing fake like blue or pink.”
Selphie wrote it down. “Natural hair colour.”
“Yeah.” He agreed.
“Eye colour?”
“Any.”
“Height?”
“No taller than me.”
Rinoa raised an eyebrow. “Seifer you’re 6ft 2”.”
“So? Some guys are taller than me…. And no one as short was you.” He added to Selphie.
She huffed. “Rinoa’s only 2 inches taller than me.”
“I was young and stupid.”
She kicked him under the table.
“Ow!”
“What type of girl do you normally go for?”
He frowned and said nothing.
They waited. “Well?”
“I don’t know.”
“You don’t know? Well who have you been out with… or fucked since Rinoa?”
“What girls?”
“Yeah.”
“Er- Well- um.” He shifted uncomfortably. “I haven’t.”
“Haven’t?”
“Since Rinoa… there’s been… men.”
“Ohhhh.” The girls looked at each other. “Well do you want a girl now? Or a guy?”
“I dunno. Guys are easier.”
“Easier… to get into bed?”
He grinned. “You can ask a guy for sex without getting a slap.” He laughed.
“What guys do you go for?”
“Hot ones.”
“Don’t we all?” Rinoa laughed.
“Name some hot guys.” Selphie suggested.
Seifer slumped back in his chair to think about it. “Squall.”
“Well duh.” Rinoa agreed. “It’s the ass.”
“And the leather.”
“And the-”
Selphie put her hands up. “Okay people we’re not here to drool over Squall. Anyone else?”
“Zell.”
Rinoa made a face. “Zell?”
Seifer looked up from his slumped position. “What’s wrong with Zell?”
“Thought you didn’t want anyone short.”
“Have you seen him in the shower?”
“No of course not.”
“Well shut up then until you do.”
“I just don’t see how you can say you like Squall and Zell in the same… category. I mean Squall’s hotter than Zell… right?” Rinoa argued.
Selphie waved a hand between them before a fight started. “Guys! We’re not here to fight over who’s hotter!”
“No wait a minute Selphie no one’s fighting we’re just discussing.” Rinoa told her. “Squall’s hotter than Zell right?”
“Well Zell’s not a social damaged retard.”
“At least Squall’s not short or annoying.”
“Squall’s pretty annoying.”
“Not as annoying as Zell.”
Seifer narrowed his eyes. “For the record Zell’s hotter than Squall.”
Selphie looked at her sheet of questions and crossed out the ‘type of girl column’ and in the type of guy column she wrote Zell.
“Why didn’t you just say that to start with?”
“Say what?”
“That you want Zell.”
“Not necessary, for a start Zell doesn’t like me.”
“Well you want a guy like Zell.”
“I guess.” He sighed “Anymore questions?”
“What’s your idea of a first date?”
“Fucking?” He smirked.
The girls just frowned at him.
He shrugged. “I dunno, I don’t date much.”
Selphie stayed silent, looking at him.
“I guess… a drink… somewhere casual.”
They nodded along with him.
“Can I go now?”
“Yep and send in the next guy will you?”
Seifer left the room looking around for someone else that he was supposed to send in. A red head sat against the wall, head down, his long scarlet hair hanging in his green eyes.
“Hey.”
The guy looked up.
Quite an effeminate face, pale skin with light freckles.
“Hmm?”
“You’re up next.” Seifer said as he slowly walked off.
“Okay.” The guy muttered quietly, slipping through the jarred door.
…
Rinoa sat next to Selphie looking over all of their profiles, trying to match up couples. They started with Zell as he was their first client technically.
“What about him?” Rinoa picked up the profile of a male 19 year old Seed, named Sandi Hanson. “He’s taller than Zell.”
“So are most people.”
The young sorceress giggled.
“He’s a good guy-err-” She looked at the personality column. “Honest, loyal, confident, ooh he helps his father out with the family business that’s good right?”
Selphie took a look at the picture. “He’s quite nice looking.”
“Yep.” Rinoa put his profile with Zell’s. “Great one down only….” She looked over the table that was covered in files. “… A million to go.”
Selphie picked up Seifer’s file.
“Ohh ohh ohh!” Rinoa rummaged through the files to find the one she was looking for. “I saw the look Suki gave Seifer yesterday, he was sooo checking him out.” She giggled.
“Hmm 17 year old cadet, ooh a red head.” Selphie grinned. “I like those!”
“And he’s smaller, shorter… natural hair colouring.”
“Not very Zell like though.”
“Well no but cute.”
“Oh yes very cute if a little-”
“Girly?”
“Pretty.” Selphie scanned over the personality. “Funny, generous…” She giggled. “Kinky?”
“But Seifer will mind that much.”
“If he gets that fair, Suki dislikes arrogant people and Seifer’s definitely arrogant and over confident and a bit of a bully… that’s three dislikes in one person.”
Rinoa smiled watching Selphie debate with herself. “Still think we should do it just one little date just to give Suki his chance, he obviously thought Seifer was hot so…”
“Well so do I… well I did once.” Rinoa said.
“Exactly and you dated him.”
“I wouldn’t again, now that I know him.”
“Right and Suki doesn’t know him so…”
“Okay.” Rinoa agreed, putting the two profiles together next to Zell and Sandi.
“What about Squall?”
“Hmm.” Selphie looked through the profiles. “Do we go for a talkative guy to try and get some conversation going? Or an equally as quiet guy?”
“But then they both might never say anything, it’ll be the dullest date ever.”
“That’s silly one of them would have to talk eventually to fill the void and then they’d get into it and voila.”
Rinoa looked a little doubtful.
Selphie stuck a profile under Rinoa’s nose. “How about this guy?”
“Rikuo? How the hell do you say the last name though?”
Selphie frowned. “Um… we won’t.”
“But what if they get on and get married?! Then no one in garden will be able to pronounce Squall’s last name!”
Selphie frowned. “I think we’re getting ahead of ourselves, let’s give them one date to see how they get on if it goes wrong next time we can give him a more talkative guy.” She skimmed through the profile, “I know him quite well he’s a good guy, shy but genuine, honest, trustworthy and a good Seed, looks out for others. Just what Squall needs if you ask me.”
Rinoa nodded. “Fine fine but I get to pick his next date.”
“Deal… unless they get on so well that he doesn’t anymore dates.”
Rinoa gave her a look. “That’s wishful thinking.”
“Could happen.”
“We’ll see.”
~><~
Tbc
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