Holiday Surprises
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Final Fantasy VII › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
1,200
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Final Fantasy VII, no profit was made from this story
4-20
Disclaimer: If Final Fantasy rights were water I would die from dehydration. If they were oxygen I would suffocate. If they were food I would starve. Am I making myself clear here?
Warning: High Cloud and Zack with a sober Sephiroth…what?
Walking into his apartment Sephiroth stopped dead. He already knew that Cloud and Zack would be there, they had the day off, what he hadn't expected was for the smell of food to great him. Zack never cooked and Cloud had been banned from the kitchen ever since he accidentally set it on fire while trying to make a salad. Sephiroth had yet to figure out how exactly that had happened, hell, Cloud had yet to figure out how that had happened. So when he smelled a home cooked meal, Sephiroth knew something was up. Cautiously making his way into the living room, the silver haired man saw the cause of the smell. Zack was sitting on the floor, a tray of brownies in front of him while Cloud was sprawled over the couch. Violet and sapphire eyes flicked up to the general before both men started giggling insanely. Cloud was laughing the hardest, so much in fact that he fell off the couch and landed on top of Zack. This only caused the pair to burst into another hysterical fit of laughter.
"What is going on here?" Sephiroth did his best to keep his voice stern even though he was rather amused by the sight of his second in command pinned under the blond cadet.
"You look like a giraffe!" Cloud exclaimed.
That made the general stop. "I look like a giraffe?" he repeated.
"No, no!" Zack struggled to push Cloud off of him, "You look like the cookie monster!"
"No! Giraffe!" the blond said, suddenly sober.
"Cookie monster!" Zack retorted.
"He's too tall."
"But he is a monster who won't hurt us."
"True…give me another brownie."
"What is wrong with you two?" Sephiroth knew he was openly gaping at this point, but didn't particularly care.
"We made brownies!" Cloud exclaimed as he took a bite.
"I can see that," the silver haired man said, "But that doesn't answer my question."
"They're speciaaaaaal," Zack smiled up at the general.
"Exactly how special?" Sephiroth raised an eyebrow at the raven haired man.
"The pot kind of special," Cloud said around a mouthful.
"POT! ARE YOU TWO OUT OF YOUR MINDS? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE POT BROWNIES?" Sephiroth yelled at the pair.
"Stop spazzing man," Zack said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"Yeah, don't spazz," Cloud giggled, "Spazz, spaaaaazzzzzzz, sp-a-zz, spazzy mic spazz spazz. Spazz master. Master of the spazz."
Sephiroth stared at the blond in absolute horror. "How many brownies have you had?"
"Ummmmmm," Cloud tapped his chin thoughtfully, "Two pans."
"Two pans," the general repeated and ran a hand over his face, "You're both going to take a cold shower and then going to bed."
"But I don't wanna!" Zack whined.
"I don't care!" Seph yelled, "You two are stupid for even thinking that you could get away with being high, let alone doing it in my apartment."
"But that's the safest place to get high," Cloud blinked and started to chew on another brownie before the general knocked it out of his hand, "No one will come in here to bust us."
"You two are unbelievable," Sephiroth sighed as he grabbed the pair and hauled them off to the bathroom to try to shock some sense into them in the form of freezing water.
Warning: High Cloud and Zack with a sober Sephiroth…what?
Walking into his apartment Sephiroth stopped dead. He already knew that Cloud and Zack would be there, they had the day off, what he hadn't expected was for the smell of food to great him. Zack never cooked and Cloud had been banned from the kitchen ever since he accidentally set it on fire while trying to make a salad. Sephiroth had yet to figure out how exactly that had happened, hell, Cloud had yet to figure out how that had happened. So when he smelled a home cooked meal, Sephiroth knew something was up. Cautiously making his way into the living room, the silver haired man saw the cause of the smell. Zack was sitting on the floor, a tray of brownies in front of him while Cloud was sprawled over the couch. Violet and sapphire eyes flicked up to the general before both men started giggling insanely. Cloud was laughing the hardest, so much in fact that he fell off the couch and landed on top of Zack. This only caused the pair to burst into another hysterical fit of laughter.
"What is going on here?" Sephiroth did his best to keep his voice stern even though he was rather amused by the sight of his second in command pinned under the blond cadet.
"You look like a giraffe!" Cloud exclaimed.
That made the general stop. "I look like a giraffe?" he repeated.
"No, no!" Zack struggled to push Cloud off of him, "You look like the cookie monster!"
"No! Giraffe!" the blond said, suddenly sober.
"Cookie monster!" Zack retorted.
"He's too tall."
"But he is a monster who won't hurt us."
"True…give me another brownie."
"What is wrong with you two?" Sephiroth knew he was openly gaping at this point, but didn't particularly care.
"We made brownies!" Cloud exclaimed as he took a bite.
"I can see that," the silver haired man said, "But that doesn't answer my question."
"They're speciaaaaaal," Zack smiled up at the general.
"Exactly how special?" Sephiroth raised an eyebrow at the raven haired man.
"The pot kind of special," Cloud said around a mouthful.
"POT! ARE YOU TWO OUT OF YOUR MINDS? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE POT BROWNIES?" Sephiroth yelled at the pair.
"Stop spazzing man," Zack said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"Yeah, don't spazz," Cloud giggled, "Spazz, spaaaaazzzzzzz, sp-a-zz, spazzy mic spazz spazz. Spazz master. Master of the spazz."
Sephiroth stared at the blond in absolute horror. "How many brownies have you had?"
"Ummmmmm," Cloud tapped his chin thoughtfully, "Two pans."
"Two pans," the general repeated and ran a hand over his face, "You're both going to take a cold shower and then going to bed."
"But I don't wanna!" Zack whined.
"I don't care!" Seph yelled, "You two are stupid for even thinking that you could get away with being high, let alone doing it in my apartment."
"But that's the safest place to get high," Cloud blinked and started to chew on another brownie before the general knocked it out of his hand, "No one will come in here to bust us."
"You two are unbelievable," Sephiroth sighed as he grabbed the pair and hauled them off to the bathroom to try to shock some sense into them in the form of freezing water.