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Edea's Revenge

By: Bubblegom
folder Final Fantasy VIII › Het - Male/Female
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 3
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Chapter Three

Edea’s Revenge

A Final Fantasy VIII Fan Fic

All characters and locations are owned by SquareSoft

Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content

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By Bubblegom

Chapter Three

Edea had already arisen and re-donned her outfit and was now helping Rinoa to dress. As she did, Edea spoke softly explaining to the dark-haired young woman what she exactly needed her to do.

The former sorceress desired the present sorceress to cast a magical spell on her husband and Xu reversing their sex organs with each other. She also wanted it accomplished during that day’s staff meeting as it would be a perfect time, since Squall was away on a diplomatic mission to Dollet and Selphie, who was sitting in staff meeting in his place, would make a wonderful hysterical accompaniment to the prank.

Rinoa thought it was a wonderful idea and wasn’t certain if she could pull it off or not, but she was anxious to begin. Edea ascertained that Cid and Xu were still in morning staff by calling Cid on his cell phone, as Rinoa had insisted that knowing their exact location was very important to the procedure.

Even though Edea had explained to Cid that she had only called because she was going to the store later and wondered if he wanted anything, he was still very worried about her call to him out of the blue. Cid apparently had good gut instincts.

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“What was that?” Xu asked nervously. Cid had already told her about Edea discovering the note he was to have destroyed.

Clicking off his cell phone, Cid explained it was Edea checking if he wanted anything from the store when she went shopping later in the day. Selphie sat and wondered what they appeared so worried about. She was bored and greatly desired for the meeting to end.

“Now what was your answer on that Winhill report, Cid?” Xu asked, trying to reestablish the flow of the meeting. She was aggravated that he didn’t appear to be paying the slightest attention to her, but was preoccupied in an unseemly manner with his pants. He had pulled his zipper down and was groping himself excitedly.

“Cid?! What are you doing?” Xu inquired highly upset that he would be doing this in front of Selphie.

Cid looked up, his face was as white as a sheet. “My genitals are gone!”

Xu burst out laughing. Selphie exclaimed completely scandalized, “Please Headmaster!”

“No, I’m not kidding here, my penis is gone!” He exclaimed hysterically while pulling his pants open and then standing up. Cid yanked his boxer shorts to his knees and sure enough his penis had vanished!

“Oh great Hyne!” Xu shouted out. “You were telling the truth! Where’s your penis? How is this possible?!”

Selphie, who had originally turned her head away when Cid dropped his trousers and underwear, couldn’t help but glance back when she heard what Xu said. She felt light headed and almost fainted when she observed the smooth skin all around where Cid’s genitals should have been.

And then Selphie really felt as though she had completely lost her mind when she noticed the smooth skin transformed into a woman’s vagina, complete with pubic hair and all the necessary plumbing.

“Ook! Ook!” Selphie managed to utter while pointing at Cid’s crotch.

Cid glanced down and was completely flabbergasted. Then his curiosity overtook his astonishment and he began to run his finger along the lips of his labia. ‘Ooh! That feels good!’ he thought.

Xu was equally astonished to observe that Cid now had female sexual organs, but she suddenly began to develop a sexual tingling of her own in her nether regions when she espied Cid beginning to masturbate himself along with his mysteriously developing feminine curves in place of his stolid male hips.

The female commander suddenly realized that there was something very strange occurring in her crotch area as she felt her body lengthening against her panties. She quickly stood up, hoisted her uniform skirt above her waist and pulled down her panties.

When Selphie observed a long erect penis and balls protruding from where Xu’s vagina should have been she fainted dead away in her chair. It was at that point that the dark haired woman realized that Cid had apparently developed breasts beneath his shirt while her’s had disappeared completely.

“What in the hell is going on here?” Xu exclaimed.

“Edea,” Cid shuddered.

As soon as she heard Cid mention his wife’s name, Xu didn’t have a doubt that he was absolutely correct in his assumption.

“What are we going to do?!” Xu asked almost hysterically in a deep bass voice.

“I have no idea,” Cid answered shrilly sounding suspiciously feminine.

At that, Xu was able to calm herself enough to realize that she was now standing much taller than Cid and that her long hair had grown short on her head. Cid had now completely transformed into a beautiful young woman with long dark brown hair. Judging by the way his waist narrowed and then his hips flared out, he owned a voluptuous figure with the hint of an ample bosom lying beneath his shirt.

Cid was astounded to observe Xu had metamorphosed into a handsome young man who now only vaguely resembled her former looks. He was even more astonished to learn he was completely sexually turned on by looking at her mammoth erection.

“Oh sweet Hyne!” Xu cried out. “You’re beautiful.”

Xu quickly unfastened her skirt and allowed it to fall to her feet on top of her panties. She then reached out and pulled Cid to her. She avariciously plunged her mouth down on his, while thrusting her tongue into his mouth. Kissing him passionately, Xu ripped his shirt open scattering buttons all around the office.

As Cid was naturally not wearing a bra, as he had been a man only a few short minutes before, his beautifully rounded breasts sprang into view. Xu understanding completely what would titillate the now female form of the Headmaster left off from his lips and began to suckle his enormous nipples.

Cid was groaning with sexual ecstasy now fully comprehending what pleasure could be derived from being a woman. He quickly unbuttoned Xu’s blouse and then pushed it off her body.

Xu took the opportunity to shed her now totally unneeded bra from her upper body and was pleased to note, that even though she had an almost slender body without an ounce of fat anywhere, she also had a muscularly developed torso.

This also pleased Cid, much to his surprise that he now was being sexually aroused at the sight of a handsome male. “You’re beautiful,” he moaned.

“No, I’m not,” Xu laughed. “I’m handsome, you’re beautiful.”

For the first time in his middle-aged life, Cid pulled his trousers and boxer shorts completely off and then dropped to his knees and placed Xu’s enormous knob in his mouth and began to suckle it. Xu couldn’t believe the extremely pleasurable sensations she now began to experience.

‘No wonder men beg for this,’ she thought whimsically.

Cid certainly never expected to suck a man’s cock, much less discover that he was sexually excited by it. He knew just the right way to proceed in order to allow Xu to experience the most sexual satisfaction that she could from his ministrations.

He was taking all of her enormous prick into his mouth again and again, making extra certain to pay close attention with his lips around the sensitive area surrounding the head of Xu’s cock.

“Oh sweet Shiva,” Xu moaned. “I had no idea it would feel like that.”

She had always felt sorry for men because they couldn’t experience multiple orgasms, but Xu was realizing from the pleasurable sensations she was experiencing that she was soon to shoot her load of now manly sperm into the Headmaster’s mouth any second. And that she was going to be able to do that again and again as the day wore on if she chose.

“Oh my God!” she screamed as the cum spurted from her into Cid’s mouth.

Xu had never felt anything even close to the sensations she was experiencing and as she stood rutting her hips uncontrollably until every last drop had left her body the young woman actually felt frightened for a period of time. The entire episode was so completely foreign to her.

‘Is this what it feels like to be a man?’ she wondered. ‘No wonder they beg for sex incessantly.’

After Xu finished climaxing, she reached down and pulled Cid back up off his knees. She once again plunged her lips onto the now feminine lips of Cid, which were still covered with her cum.

‘Oh, this is so nasty, it’s awesome,’ she thought.

Xu suddenly realized Cid had reached down with his hand and was groping her now flaccid penis.

“What in the world are you doing?” Xu wondered.

“I’m getting you hard again. I want you to fuck me. You want to, don’t you?”

“Of course, but I think I have to wait awhile, don’t I?” Xu asked, being a novice with being a man.

“Judging from your looks,” Cid answered, “I think you’re young enough to get hard again almost immediately.”

Sure enough Xu realized her penis was lengthening under his new ministrations and soon was seven inches long. “Lie back on your desk, Cid, and spread open your legs as wide as possible.”

Cid appeared more than a little puzzled but did as directed. As soon as he had complied leaving his vagina spread open as possible, Xu bent down to make a closer inspection. Not only did she want to ascertain that Cid’s sexual area was complete and not some kind of a nasty trap set by Edea, she was also curious as to what it would really look like.

After all in her brief love making with Rinoa, Xu had been far too shy to take a close look at the younger woman’s vagina. And she had only been able to see so much of herself by holding a hand mirror up to her sexual organs. Xu was quite curious to see what men could ordinarily observe whenever they wanted.

She was intrigued to actually observe all the inner mechanisms that she had only previously seen listed in health books, but was also relieved when she ascertained it had not been booby-trapped in any fashion, appearing to be just as it advertised – a perfectly normal female vagina.

Xu lowered her mouth to Cid’s pretty pubic patch, now being completely comfortable with this from her sexual experiences with Rinoa. She lapped and manipulated Cid’s clitoris until he was literally drenched down there with wetness and then stood up.

She immediately plunged her impressive erection into Cid’s dripping pussy and noticed she pinned him to the hilt. Xu realized this meant he was not a virgin.

‘Apparently that much has remained the same anyway,’ Xu thought as she continued to thrust her brand new penis into her immediate supervisor again and again.

‘Oh God Cid, this is so wild,” she moaned. Cid make no answer except to moan as he bucked and writhed under Xu ministrations.

The Headmaster was completely over the top with sexual passion. He had never felt anything near this good from making love. Cid realized ruefully that women had it all over men as far as enjoying sex.

“Oh Hyne! I’m cumming!” Cid screamed in a high pitched voice.

His outburst woke Selphie up from her fainting spell and when the young woman espied a tall naked man vaguely resembling Xu plunging his erection in and out of a pretty young woman she had never seen before on top of the Headmaster’s desk, she fainted anew; this time sliding out of her chair on to the floor.

Xu realized she was going to shoot her hot sperm any second but she held on for the ride as long as she could being amazed still at how much pleasure a man could experience from having sex.

‘Here I thought it was when only when they shot their load that they felt good,’ Xu thought. ‘How little did I know.’

Just as Xu was crying out in a deep masculine voice, “I’m cumming too!” the office door open and Edea and Rinoa walked in. They had expected to observe Cid and Xu in an hysterical panic, both of them now sporting the other’s sexual organs.

Instead they were confronted by the sight of a handsome young man and pretty young woman just finishing the act of coitus. Xu and Cid became aware of their unwelcomed company when Rinoa screamed in embarrassment waking Selphie up for the second time.

Xu turned to greet them, her prick still hard and sticking out in front of her. Rinoa flushed bright red and turned her head. Even though the young woman realized she didn’t recognize the two people who were desecrating the Headmaster’s desk with wanton and shameless sex, Rinoa felt as though the tall young man was vaguely familiar to her.

“What in holy hell is going on here and who are you people?!” Edea demanded harshly.

Xu smiled and stepped forward and stuck her right hand out in an effort to shake Edea’s hand in greeting. “I’m Xu’s brother, Xing, and this is Cid’s sister, Cidhara,” she replied motioning to Cid who still was sprawled upon the desk with his vagina nakedly wide open for all to see. “And you are?”

When Selphie finally regained enough of her consciousness to cast her eyes upon the naked young man and woman, she had more than a strong inkling what had happened to Xu and Cid and fainted one more time.

Edea shrank back from the totally naked young man. “I am Edea, Cid’s wife,” she responded haughtily. “Where is my husband and please put some clothes on immediately. This is not a brothel!”

“Haha!” Xu laughed, realizing for once she had the upper hand on Edea. “Sorry,” she replied in a most insincere tone. “We met here looking for our brother and sister, we just…sorta…hit it off, so to speak.”

“I demand that you cover your shameless nudity this instant and then answer my question,” Edea responded icily.

Rinoa noticed as she returned her gaze to the young couple, as simple nudity no longer embarrassed her, that they appeared to be completely unruffled by Edea’s command as the young man and woman pulled on their apparel in a most desultory manner. She wondered once they were completely dressed why they were obviously wearing Xu and Cid’s outfits and where their clothing had disappeared to.

“I’m sure I don’t know where this Cid or my sister is,” Xu answered just as haughtily. “I’m most concerned as I traveled a great distance to visit her. Come, Cidhara,” she directed holding her hand to help Cid down off his desk. “We’ll go wait for my sister in her room, as she sent me a copy of her key, in case she wasn’t here when I arrived.”

Once they were safely ensconced in the elevator and headed downwards, Cid asked, “Do you do think Edea bought it?”

“I’m not sure,” Xu admitted, “but let’s just enjoy it while we can.”

“I’m all for that,” Cid chortled.

Back in Cid’s office Edea gazed at Rinoa with malevolence for her obvious snafu, and wondered thoughtfully about the couple who had just left. ‘I don’t think those two crack up to be all they’re supposed to be.’

Sitting now on the floor, Selphie moved as she woke up again. Looking around the office in a highly confused state, Selphie muttered, “Wha’ happened?”

“That’s what we want you to tell us dear,” Edea answered in a highly seducing tone.

“Well, you’re not gonna believe this,” Selphie began. “But…”

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As the days wore on and Cid and Xu were nowhere to be found, Edea took Selphie’s bizarre tale more and more to heart. She watched Xing and Cidhara cavorting shamelessly around the Garden, seemingly without a care in the world and certainly not apprehensive about where their missing supposed brother and sister might be and finally decided that Selphie’s wild tale was indeed the truth.

There are very few magic spells that won’t finally wear off of their own volition if enough time passes and this certainly wasn’t one of them. Just about the time that Edea had decided to ask Rinoa to attempt to dissolve the original spell, it just plainly wore off.

Unfortunately it wore off during the occasion of Cid and Xu making love, which in itself wasn’t too overly surprising since they had been going at it like rabbits for over two weeks.

The first more than subtle inkling that something was seriously amiss was when Xu noticed as she was thrusting into Cid over and over that her penis had suddenly disappeared and her vagina was back in its place.

Since it apparently coincided with Cid’s pussy turning into his penis, the sexual sensations they had been experiencing still felt pretty good.

Oh shit!” Xu complained when she felt her breasts straining at the red t-shirt she was wearing that morning and she recognized Cid’s now apparent flat chest had returned. Cid was still actively involved in their love making as he had kept his eyes closed and since the physical sensations were basically the small, he didn’t yet realize things had run amiss.

“Cid! Cid!” Xu exclaimed in an attempt to get his attention. She suddenly slapped him across his face.

“Hey!” he complained. “What did you do that for?” And the now pudgy appearing middleaged man opened his eyes.

“Oh Hyne! We’re back,” Cid said, finally understanding the situation. “What are we gonna do now?” he whined.

Xu climbed rapidly down from Cid’s five inch erection, barely noticing the difference. “We have to hurry and get dressed and get out of here before Edea catches us together and knows the truth.”

Xu realized the clothes she had been wearing as a tall young man were no longer practical. Not only was the t-shirt far too tight to wear in public, she wouldn’t even have been able to pull the jeans up over her hips.

Luckily Cid had been wearing clothes of a more flowing nature and before he realized what was happening, Xu had successfully denuded him and herself. She quickly pulled on the bra and panties and set about becoming completely dressed in the blouse and skirt.

Cid stood there ridiculously nude and complained, “Aw, what am I supposed to do? I can’t begin to fit into those jeans you were wearing.”

‘Is it my fault you’re so fat?’ Xu thought cruelly. “Stop your whining, I’ll go down and get you an outfit to wear.”

“Oh no!” Cid exclaimed. “You can’t go anywhere near our apartment. Edea might be there,” Cid declared, turning deathly white at just the thought of such a confrontation.

“Okay,” agreed Xu. “I’ll go down to the uniform supply room. We have some fat uniforms.”

“Xu!” Cid cried out. “That hurt!”

“Okay, okay,” she apologized, “I’m sorry. We have some uniforms for tall and large people.”

Xu turned and crossed to the elevator. “Hurry up!” Cid exhorted from behind her. “You never know who will show up here.”

As if to prove his prediction accurate, the elevator doors opened and Edea and Rinoa stepped out! Edea couldn’t help but notice her husband was standing there completely naked. Rinoa blushed and almost gagged, quickly looking away.

‘I mean I’m used to seeing naked men now but there is a limit to good taste,’ she thought.

Cid was so shocked he just stood there, wringing his hands excessively with tons of sweat leaking from his pores. Striding from the elevator, Edea angrily exclaimed, “What are you thinking about? Cover yourself!”

Xu quickly used this golden opportunity to flee the situation by stepping on the elevator almost knocking Rinoa down. She quickly punched the appropriate buttons and was soon whizzing her way down to the lower floors.

“I don’t have anything to wear,” Cid whined. His erection had returned, what there was of it; probably from standing naked in front of Rinoa, even though she was only slightly looking at him.

“You have hands, don’t you? You stay here, for Hyne’s sake and I’ll go to our apartment and bring you some clothes. Come, Rinoa,” Edea commanded pulling the young woman onto the now returned elevator.

As they traveled downward, Rinoa remained silent as Edea thought, ‘Well, isn’t it interesting that Xu was wearing the very outfit I saw Cidhara wearing earlier this morning? I see now that this is all Rinoa’s fault for messing up the spell. She shall have to be punished for this.’

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A few days had passed and when Edea did nothing but greet Cid and Xu warmly and welcome them back to the Garden, they began to breathe easier. Of course neither of them could begin to explain why she was so accepting of their absence, but Cid had learned years earlier to not question the strange ways of Edea.

Actually the beautiful older woman was planning out the exact details of her revenge on Rinoa and when she had it all figured out to the very last part she broached Cid and Xu with her plan. Naturally they appeared in whole hearted agreement, although inside what they heard frightened them quite a bit as they now understood what strange occurrence had passed to change their sexes.

Edea next went to Rinoa and acted very put out that Cid and Xu had not suffered any negative consequences from the spell the young sorceress cast of them. After ranting at the young dark-haired woman, Rinoa naturally asked Edea what she could do to rectify the situation.

Edea smiled and answered, “Tomorrow morning while they’re in staff meeting I want you to cast the spell again, but I want Squall here with you so he doesn’t become involved in any manner.”

Rinoa thought that sounded reasonable and agreed. Smiling, Edea left Rinoa and went and conferred with Cid and Xu.

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Early the next morning after checking with Cid and Xu that everything was in place, Edea left the Headmaster’s Office and traveled down to the first floor. Quickly arriving at Rinoa’s room, she knocked and waited to be invited in because she certainly had no reason or desire to walk in on Rinoa and Squall in a compromising situation.

When Edea entered the room she was gladdened to observe that Squall was also in the room as she had requested. Rinoa appeared to be quite nervous as she didn’t want to do anything further to incur Edea’s wrath.

The dark-haired young woman had attempted to modify the spell per Edea’s instructions to only transfer sexual organs between Cid and Xu without including any other sexual characteristics.

Edea nodded to the young sorceress to begin as Squall looked on completely bewildered. Rinoa had purposely left him in the dark as to what was happening and sincerely hoped he never figured it out.

Unbeknownst to the pretty sorceress, Edea had rigged the game against her. She had explained to Cid and Xu what was going to happen and her intent of wreaking some revenge on Rinoa, herself, for confusing the original spell.

Edea had instructed Cid to junction magic for the first time in his life and Xu also. It had been quite a while since the female commander had junctioned any magic. Then the former sorceress explained to them that they were to cast reflect magic five minutes after she left and to keep continuing to cast it until she called them via her cell phone to stop.

Rinoa began her chanting and immediately began to experience strange sensations in her chest and pubic area. The feelings weren’t painful in any manner, but they were peculiar and immensely bothered her on a physical level. The dark-haired young woman looked in askance at Edea, who nodded and encouraged, “Keep chanting.”

“What the hell’s going on?!” Squall demanded.

As Rinoa naturally shifted her gaze to her lover, she felt faint when she observed that Squall’s shirt was now laying open because two large breasts had forced theirselves through the material. She then realized with a sinking in her heart that her own blouse was laying as flat as a pancake because her ample bosoms had disappeared.

“Oh shit!” Rinoa complained when she felt a new compact package being added to her crotch area. Meanwhile Squall had hurriedly unfasten his pants and pushed them and his jockey shorts down to his knees exposing his new vagina to his stunned amazement.

“You did this!” the angry sorceress accused Edea.

“Mwahaha!” Edea laughed, almost out of control. “This is what you get for messing up the spell on Cid and Xu and, instead of punishing them, allowing them to have free unbridled sex for two weeks with no one being the wiser. See how you and Squall like this for the next two weeks.”

Edea swept from the room. Rinoa began to cry to see her beautiful breasts poking out from Squall’s chest. He demanded, “For God’s sake, what have you done now?”

Rinoa didn’t answer but continued to weep. Squall became curious as to what that huge bulge was that was poking out from beneath her short skirt. He reached over and pulled her skirt and panties down to her feet and out sprang his long erected penis at him…or was it now Rinoa’s?

“Well, it’s certainly someone’s,’ he thought bemusedly.

Inexplicitly he suddenly felt flushed from sexual longing and felt strangely drawn to feeling the huge prick up inside of him. ‘Why not?’ Squall thought. ‘I have a vagina and it is my prick on Rinoa. I owe it to her to allow her to see what it feels like to be a man for a change. Plus I can now be the first person to go fuck myself.’

He reached out and pulled Rinoa to him crushing her in a loving embrace. “Hush,” he whispered. “It’s ok, I’m sorry I yelled.”

When the dark-haired young woman began to slow down her weeping, Squall leaned down and kissed her passionately. Rinoa responded in return and finally ceased her crying completely.

Squall suddenly and surprisingly to Rinoa reached down and began to stroke her erection with his left hand. He knew exactly what pressure to use and it felt very familiar to him in his hand.

“Oh, oh, ah,” the young sorceress squealed never having felt anything resembling that. “It feels so good,” she cooed. “Don’t stop.”

Deciding it was time to bite the bullet so to speak, Squall replied, “Oh no, I have something ever so much better in mind.”

He sank to his knees and placed Rinoa’s member in his mouth. Squall began to suckle it gently at first in order to give him and Rinoa a chance to get used to the idea. Then he began to attempt to take as much into his mouth as he possibly could.

‘Man, I had no idea I was this big,’ he thought.

Squall realized she was coming very close to orgasm from the sounds and body motions Rinoa was making and he wanted her to cum inside of him. ‘I wonder if I can have a baby, though.’

At that particularly hideous thought, he quickly rummaged through his shirt pockets and found a condom he kept for emergencies. ‘You just never know,’ Squall thought.

He removed his mouth from Rinoa’s now angry appearing penis and replaced it with the condom rolling it all the way down the long stem. Squall then placed himself down on Rinoa’s bed spreading his new pussy lips wide open. He patted the inside of his thigh with his hand and invited, “Come on, hop aboard.”

Rinoa quickly fell to her task and inserted her huge member into Squall’s vagina.

“Oh God, Rinoa, that feels so good,” he moaned.

Squall even felt better in a moment once the young dark-haired woman got into the swing of things. At each of her in and out stroke of her seven inch erection, Squall arched his back and lifted his ass off the bed in an attempt to facilitate her reaching even further inside of him.

He felt his orgasm building from even much further inside of him than he was used to. “Oh God, oh, oh Rinoa,” Squall moaned as his body went through a series of spasms as he climaxed. Rinoa silently shot her load of cum into him thinking, ‘My, this does feel good, but it doesn’t last long enough.’

A few minutes later as they lay closely together cuddling on Rinoa’s bed, her penis was already standing straight up. She invited, “I want to do it again.” Rinoa was stroking Squall’s clit in just the manner she liked it done.

“In a little while,” he insisted. “I have a slight headache.”

“What are we going to do, Squall, for the next two weeks until this wears off?” Rinoa asked.

“Well, I guess we’re gonna do this as much as we can.”

“No, silly, I don’t mean that. I mean for the rest of the time. We can’t hide in my room for the entire two weeks.”

“Well,” Squall replied, “I think I can buy one of those long military coats that Seifer wears and keep it buttoned anytime I’m out in the Garden. We’ll have to sneak out tonight in the middle of the night and take the Ragnarok to Esthar so I can buy one.”

“Can you fly the Ragnarok?” Rinoa asked surprised.

“I got us down from outer space, didn’t I?”

“Haha, I forgot. I can stuff my bra with something to resemble my breasts.”

“Judging by the size of these bad boys, you’d better use some balloons,” Squall said, tapping with his hand one of his breasts…or was it Rinoa’s?

“Hey,” she complained. “Be careful with those. I want those back in good shape. Are you ready to get it on again?”

“Yeah, go for it,” Squall grinned. ‘Life with Rinoa is certainly never dull,’ he realized as she crouched over him ready to plunge her seven inch erection into Squall’s waiting vagina.

The End?
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