The Big Final Fantasy Crossover

Author's notes.



Im almost done laying the foundations for this story. Yaoiness will ensue soon.I promise.





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"Shiva!" Zell drew magical energies from deep inside himself and summoned Shiva the ice elemental. After Shivas Diamond Dust had zapped its remaining health the T-rex fell to the ground.



"Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeah!!" Zell jumped in the air and fought invisibal enemies. "Whos the guy with all the moves? Zell, tha-"



A mocking laugh from behind Zell cut his victory dance short. He did not need to turn round to guess who it was.

"What do you want Seifer?" Zell clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.



"Oh, don't mind me chicken shit. I was just enjoying your little dance." Seifer said, sipping a cream soda. Who the hell brings a can of soda into the training center? Moron.



"What the FUCK!? Do you want to take me on right here right now? Whats your fucking problem?!"



Why was he even allowed back into Garden anyway? After all he has done. Zell held no sympathy for him.



"Aw Zelly, we both know who would win that fight."Seifer lightly tapped Hyperion.

The last thing Zell needed was a trip to Dr. Kadowaki with a gunblade wound.



"Don't call me Zelly you turd." Zell walked over to the carcass of the dead T-rex and looked for items, grabbing a couple Dino bones he was satisfied.



"Whatever chicken shit, I'm done here. I got what I need." Seifer punched the code into the panel and the training center doors zipped open.



When the doors closed Zell let loose a scream and punched a near-by tree, the force of his punch uprooted the tree and it fell with a mighty crash.



"I fucking hate him."



*Meanwhile*



It had been three days, and finally the Black mages had come up with an idea of how to find Dagger and Eiko. Since both were powerful summoners they would be radiating magical energies and if the mages all connected via a mind link the could use their collective powers to find them. It was a perfect plan. Perfect in theory anyway.



"We can't find them anywhere. What if..." Vivi's voice was soft and full of worry.



"They are not dead, I would know Vivi. We just gotta have hope, kay?" Zidane got down on one knee and gave Vivi's shoulder a light squeeze. Vivi nodded.



"Now, If they are not on Gaia, where has he taken them?"



"How would I know?" Vivi crossed his arms.



"It was a rehtorical question Vivi." Zidane chuckled.



"Oh...right. Sorry." Then all of a sudden Vivi's eyes lit up, if this was a cartoon a little light bulb would also have had flashed. "Oelivert!"



"What?" Zidane looked at Vivi questioningly.



"Oelivert is a magic free zone! If Dagger and Eiko are there then their magic would be dampend and we wouldn't be able to sense them!" Vivi looked very smug, It wasn't a good look for him, but by god he was right. It's the only place left.



"Vivi! You just might be onto something! We will set off right now." Zidane's expression was serious and relived at the same time, and he picked up all his Items and put them into his bag.



The half a day trek through the forest from Black Mage Village left them both exhausted but the Hilda Grade 3 was only a short distance away now. Cid had insisted possession of The Invincible and had lent Zidane the Hilda Grade 3 in the mean time. The sun was almost setting, if they picked up the pace they could make it before it became to dark and monsters could sneak up on them.



"Say Vivi, do you smell that?" Zidane stopped and smelled the air, it was thick with the smell of cooking meat.



"Yeah! What is that? It smells like Treno bun-buns." Zidane could hear a very audible growl come from Vivi's tummy.



"Sorry." Zidane was sure Vivi was blushing but he couldent tell, not with that big oversized hat in the way.



"Why do you hide your face like that? Ive seen your face, your cute!" Zidane streched and started walking again.



'Cute...? Did Zidane just say I was cute?' Suddenly the hunger in his tummy was replaced with butterflies.



"Did you just giggle?" Zidane glanced over his shoulder.



"Naw, I just have the hiccups." It was a bad lie, but its all he could think of.



"Look" Zidane pointed at a shadow on the horizon. "The Hilda Grade. We better hurry, we are going to be in the dark if we dont speed up." Zidane then turned his brisk walk into a jog, then a run. Vivi was finding it hard to keep up, but he managed and after about twenty minutes they finnaly reached the airship.





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Zell rubbed his eyes, did he just see what he thought he saw? A guy with a tail and a little kid with a pointy hat? Naw, hes just delerious with hunger. He was fith in que for the line of hotdogs, he kept peering to the side, party to see if he really was hallucinating seeing a man with a tail walking through the cafiteria and dissapear, but mostly just to see if there were any hotdogs left.



After stocking up with a plate of five hotdogs Zell walked over to the usual table where Quistis and Selphie sat talking. Plopping down on one of the chairs he tucked into one of the hotdogs he loved so much. He would give his right arm for a hotdog. Wait...that would mean no wanking, what is better. Wanking or hotdogs? Thats a tough one, ill get back to you on that one.



"Don't say hi then Zell." Said a Quistis. It was hard to tell when Quistis was joking, she always looked like she had a stick up her ass, but Zell had learned.



"Hiph yoor machesty" Zell managed to get out through a mouth full of meaty goodness.



"If you keep eatin' those things your gonna get fat." Said Selphie in her normal sing-song voice.



"I aint gettin fat any time soon, I have a good metropolitan." Zell said picking up another hotdog and stuffing it in his mouth.



"It's metabolism, not metropolitan." Quistis said turning to Selphie and the both had a good giggle at his expense.



"Yeh, whatever. Did you guys see that weird guy wit' the tail earlier?" He asked,trying to change the subject.



"A tail? Are you feeling alright Zell?" Selphie put her hand on Zells forehead, and knocked. "Everything seems normal. Good temperature and still hollow." Selphie and Quistis started giggling again.



"Ugh! I don't need to take this." Zell got up and started walking away.



"Aw c'mon Zell, we didn't mean it. We're kidding!" Quistis called, still laughing.





Once Zell got to the main entrance he felt a little stupid about leaving like that, but they had been teasing him for no reason. It doesn't matter now, he started walking towards the Quad, he was going to see Ma, she could cheer him out of his little funk. Zell didn't even know what was wrong with him, he just knew there was something.



Without warning a large figure skidded to the floor next to Zells feet. It was Raijin.

"...and dont bother coming back for more!" Zell knew that voice, Seifer. Zell looked down the pathway to see Seifer walk out of the Dorm pathway. He looked at Zell for a second. He seemed so angry even Zell dident feel like confronting him. Seifer put a silver ring in his trenchcoat pocket and walked away.



Raijin was sobbing at his feet but before Zell could ask what just happened he ran off like a bat out of hell following Seifer. Zell heard another crash and Raijin sobbing once more.



"I don't have time for this..." Zell walked towards the Quad, he could find out about all that later.



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Athor's Notes



LPH: I'm starting to seriously doubt the yaoiness of this story...



Me: Your just not paying attention. Im setting all this up for alot of yaoi couples, many many forms of kinkyness, AND a good ol' Final Fantasy like plot.



LPH: How Kinky?





Me: Very kinky. Just to prove it, next chapter im putting in some hot and heavy bondage action. Hows that for ya?



LPH: Meh..





Me: I hate you.