Madness and Mayhem with a dash of Chaos
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Category:
Final Fantasy VII › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
754
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Attack from above- SapphireDoG
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“Oi! Be careful with them crates! They gotta get to Reeve in one piece or he’ll fuckin’ skin me alive!”….”Yes Capt’n!”…. “Hey! Old man! Go easy on them!”…. “Shut it brat! Now hurry-“
*The captain is cut off by something flying past his head, his smoke dropping from his mouth as the thing crashed into the stack of crates in the front of the cargo bay. The ninja jumped in surprise as supplies went flying everywhere, Chocobo feathered pillows bursting and floating around the loading crew.*
*Cid Highwind and Yuffie Kisaragi stared at the giant hole in the over sized crate, Cid’s cigarette forgotten. There was silence before an empty container that had held an echo screen was thrown out onto the metal dock.*
“What the fuck!?!?”…. ”Don’t swear!”…. ”Owww…”
*Covered in feathers, Sapph slowly crawled from the gaping hole, completely ignoring the pissed off and confused faces while spitting out feathers and grumbling about ‘Stupid catapult’s and golf things’ and ‘Stupid cocky men and their egos as large as the moon.’*
”Uh…”…”Who’s that?”….”Mehh…?”
*Sapph finally notices the crowd, anime-sweat drop forming behind her head.*
“Uh…Ya…Um…I kinda need a lift…”
*after some extensive begging and pleading (which resulted in major glomping of Cid when he gave in), the Shera takes off in the direction of the battle field, with fresh stocks of Phoenix Downs, Potion, Ethers, Echo Screens, Many Materia orbs and Shield Materia (thank you Yuffie and your obsession with Materia), Guns of different types and sizes along bullets of many sizes and types, Fly Boards and launch dock uncovered (hello DoC :) ), Rocket launchers, medical supplies, and a few WRO soldiers that where still part of the crew. Also including Cid and Yuffie.*
*Thinking ahead with a grin, she taps the small materia orb in her choker, silently calling for more back up*
Part 2 (Frizzy!!!! She helped with this one :D )
"What the-oomph!"
Reno and Yazoo watched with wide eyes as Vincent's form changed and then he was suddenly crashed into by a ball of wings and fur. As the mess of limbs untangled, a creature bearing a strange resemblance to the gunman stared at him with confusion, "Master Hojo?"
"WHAT?!" Vincent nearly shouted as he turned, looking at the mirrored wall in the back of the club. Sure enough, the raven-haired gunman now looked like the maniacal scientist. Rage twisted the pale features before Vincent dispelled the illusion with a wave of fury, "It seems our authoress is having trouble controlling her fiancé again."
Yazoo groaned, raising a hand to his face but quickly pulled it away when he found a silky blue glove rather than black leather. Looking down, he realized he had been given a light blue ball gown. Reno clutched at his sides laughing, "You look like fuckin' Cinderella, Kitten! You even got the glass slippers yo!"
Yazoo shook with anger but a small corner of his lips twitched upward as he glanced at the redhead, "You might want to take a look at yourself, Fox."
A red eyebrow rose before Reno turned toward the mirrors, his jaw dropping at what he saw. He was now dressed in a pink tutu and ballet slippers, his ensemble offset with golden fairy wings and a glittery wand, "Oh that's it! He's getting his ass kicked."
Vincent gave a sly smile, his mismatched gold and scarlet eyes gleaming dangerously, "Dispel the illusions." He turned to the extremely confused slave, "It seems we have a common enemy. I am Vincent Valentine. May I request an alliance?"
The dark crimson and black eyes studied them for a moment before nodding, "We are called Sin. Master asked us to help against the one called Mr. Cocky but we were taken by surprise."
As the slave turned, Reno called out, "Hey, you got something stuck to your head!"
Sin blinked in surprise, reaching around as he remembered the note that had been pinned there. Removing the short dagger from the back of his head, ignoring the amazed and somewhat queasy looks from Yazoo and Reno, he immediately healed the wound as he read the hastily scrawled note: "Eat me, beat me, make me your slave, bitch."
A low growl left the slave, his eyes flashing as his tail swung irritably, "We are no one's but Master's."
Part 3
“Alright people! Get to your damn battle stations!”
”Woot! Oh man! This is gonna kick butt!”
“Payback time.”
Soldiers rushed towards the launching docks, helmets in place and weapons at the ready as they stepped onto the Fly boards. Yuffie was jumping from the excitement of battle, pockets stuffed with assorted materia, thigh high boots clomping against the floor. Sapph trailed behind, a Winchester and Death Penalty (Vincent only has Cerberus at the moment *snicker* ) strapped to back along with, oddly enough, a paintball gun. Grenades where attached to her waist along with a holster the carried a mini version of Cerberus, but was short barreled instead of medium.
“Yuffie, you do realize these things are a bitch to take down, right?”
The girl scoffed, “Nothing can take down the great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi!”
Sapph only shook her head, stepping onto the Fly/hover board, “Ya… The great Yuffie Kisaragi, afraid of fly, parachuting, fly board surfing…”
”Oh leave me alone! It’s not my fault my stomach does flips!”
”Alright ladies! Time to kick some ASS!”
Sapph rolled her eyes as some of the men bitched at Cid’s call over the speakers.
The girl tapped her ear piece, “Oi, Cid!”
There was a light buzzing before the captain’s gruff voice answered, “What the fuck do ya want?”
“Don’t forget to cast the shield around the ship! Oh and I’ll be sure to tell Vinny if I see him that you miss him and wish he was there with you!”
The captain sputtered as Sapph laughed, turning the volume down as Cid ranted, winking at the snickering crew.
Angry, Cid’s voice filtered through the speakers once more, “Fine! Launch in 5…4…3…2…and GO!”
“WOOOO!”
The boards were launched from the docks and the battle from above started.
Starting it off, Sapph cast her own shield, along with Protect as she pulled the pins on two grenades and dropped them onto the catapult and watched the object was engulfed in flames. Snickering, she flew and pulled up beside Yuffie, “Hey, do you have and idea on how to banish those damn Knights of the Round down there??”
Yuffie hiccupped from her boards motions before tossing a ball of materia, “I want that –hic- back! That thing is one of the few left!”
Sapph stared down at the orb, eyes widened at the Banish materia. “How-“
The ninja flew off into the Robo kitties, summoning Leviathan to attack the robotic felines with Tidal Wave.
With a woot, Sapph takes off towards Electric Haven.
“Oi! Be careful with them crates! They gotta get to Reeve in one piece or he’ll fuckin’ skin me alive!”….”Yes Capt’n!”…. “Hey! Old man! Go easy on them!”…. “Shut it brat! Now hurry-“
*The captain is cut off by something flying past his head, his smoke dropping from his mouth as the thing crashed into the stack of crates in the front of the cargo bay. The ninja jumped in surprise as supplies went flying everywhere, Chocobo feathered pillows bursting and floating around the loading crew.*
*Cid Highwind and Yuffie Kisaragi stared at the giant hole in the over sized crate, Cid’s cigarette forgotten. There was silence before an empty container that had held an echo screen was thrown out onto the metal dock.*
“What the fuck!?!?”…. ”Don’t swear!”…. ”Owww…”
*Covered in feathers, Sapph slowly crawled from the gaping hole, completely ignoring the pissed off and confused faces while spitting out feathers and grumbling about ‘Stupid catapult’s and golf things’ and ‘Stupid cocky men and their egos as large as the moon.’*
”Uh…”…”Who’s that?”….”Mehh…?”
*Sapph finally notices the crowd, anime-sweat drop forming behind her head.*
“Uh…Ya…Um…I kinda need a lift…”
*after some extensive begging and pleading (which resulted in major glomping of Cid when he gave in), the Shera takes off in the direction of the battle field, with fresh stocks of Phoenix Downs, Potion, Ethers, Echo Screens, Many Materia orbs and Shield Materia (thank you Yuffie and your obsession with Materia), Guns of different types and sizes along bullets of many sizes and types, Fly Boards and launch dock uncovered (hello DoC :) ), Rocket launchers, medical supplies, and a few WRO soldiers that where still part of the crew. Also including Cid and Yuffie.*
*Thinking ahead with a grin, she taps the small materia orb in her choker, silently calling for more back up*
Part 2 (Frizzy!!!! She helped with this one :D )
"What the-oomph!"
Reno and Yazoo watched with wide eyes as Vincent's form changed and then he was suddenly crashed into by a ball of wings and fur. As the mess of limbs untangled, a creature bearing a strange resemblance to the gunman stared at him with confusion, "Master Hojo?"
"WHAT?!" Vincent nearly shouted as he turned, looking at the mirrored wall in the back of the club. Sure enough, the raven-haired gunman now looked like the maniacal scientist. Rage twisted the pale features before Vincent dispelled the illusion with a wave of fury, "It seems our authoress is having trouble controlling her fiancé again."
Yazoo groaned, raising a hand to his face but quickly pulled it away when he found a silky blue glove rather than black leather. Looking down, he realized he had been given a light blue ball gown. Reno clutched at his sides laughing, "You look like fuckin' Cinderella, Kitten! You even got the glass slippers yo!"
Yazoo shook with anger but a small corner of his lips twitched upward as he glanced at the redhead, "You might want to take a look at yourself, Fox."
A red eyebrow rose before Reno turned toward the mirrors, his jaw dropping at what he saw. He was now dressed in a pink tutu and ballet slippers, his ensemble offset with golden fairy wings and a glittery wand, "Oh that's it! He's getting his ass kicked."
Vincent gave a sly smile, his mismatched gold and scarlet eyes gleaming dangerously, "Dispel the illusions." He turned to the extremely confused slave, "It seems we have a common enemy. I am Vincent Valentine. May I request an alliance?"
The dark crimson and black eyes studied them for a moment before nodding, "We are called Sin. Master asked us to help against the one called Mr. Cocky but we were taken by surprise."
As the slave turned, Reno called out, "Hey, you got something stuck to your head!"
Sin blinked in surprise, reaching around as he remembered the note that had been pinned there. Removing the short dagger from the back of his head, ignoring the amazed and somewhat queasy looks from Yazoo and Reno, he immediately healed the wound as he read the hastily scrawled note: "Eat me, beat me, make me your slave, bitch."
A low growl left the slave, his eyes flashing as his tail swung irritably, "We are no one's but Master's."
Part 3
“Alright people! Get to your damn battle stations!”
”Woot! Oh man! This is gonna kick butt!”
“Payback time.”
Soldiers rushed towards the launching docks, helmets in place and weapons at the ready as they stepped onto the Fly boards. Yuffie was jumping from the excitement of battle, pockets stuffed with assorted materia, thigh high boots clomping against the floor. Sapph trailed behind, a Winchester and Death Penalty (Vincent only has Cerberus at the moment *snicker* ) strapped to back along with, oddly enough, a paintball gun. Grenades where attached to her waist along with a holster the carried a mini version of Cerberus, but was short barreled instead of medium.
“Yuffie, you do realize these things are a bitch to take down, right?”
The girl scoffed, “Nothing can take down the great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi!”
Sapph only shook her head, stepping onto the Fly/hover board, “Ya… The great Yuffie Kisaragi, afraid of fly, parachuting, fly board surfing…”
”Oh leave me alone! It’s not my fault my stomach does flips!”
”Alright ladies! Time to kick some ASS!”
Sapph rolled her eyes as some of the men bitched at Cid’s call over the speakers.
The girl tapped her ear piece, “Oi, Cid!”
There was a light buzzing before the captain’s gruff voice answered, “What the fuck do ya want?”
“Don’t forget to cast the shield around the ship! Oh and I’ll be sure to tell Vinny if I see him that you miss him and wish he was there with you!”
The captain sputtered as Sapph laughed, turning the volume down as Cid ranted, winking at the snickering crew.
Angry, Cid’s voice filtered through the speakers once more, “Fine! Launch in 5…4…3…2…and GO!”
“WOOOO!”
The boards were launched from the docks and the battle from above started.
Starting it off, Sapph cast her own shield, along with Protect as she pulled the pins on two grenades and dropped them onto the catapult and watched the object was engulfed in flames. Snickering, she flew and pulled up beside Yuffie, “Hey, do you have and idea on how to banish those damn Knights of the Round down there??”
Yuffie hiccupped from her boards motions before tossing a ball of materia, “I want that –hic- back! That thing is one of the few left!”
Sapph stared down at the orb, eyes widened at the Banish materia. “How-“
The ninja flew off into the Robo kitties, summoning Leviathan to attack the robotic felines with Tidal Wave.
With a woot, Sapph takes off towards Electric Haven.