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Final Fantasy VII › Threesomes/Moresomes
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Adult +
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21
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Planet Day
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy rights are hard to find, Square Enix hides them well.
Warning: Zack loves the planet very, very much and Cloud and Sephiroth unfortunately have to see it.
Sephiroth cracked an eye open and glanced at the clock, 5 am. Stretching like a cat, the silver haired man sat up and smiled at the still sleeping blond next to him. Running his fingers through surprisingly soft spikes, the general was met with a mumbled, "not now, sleeeeeeeep." Chuckling softly, Sephiroth turned to bug Zack only to find the other half of the bed empty. Frowning, he listened carefully for the usual morning sounds of destruction that meant the raven haired first class SOLDIER was up and ready to go. When silence met his ears, Seph started to get worried.
Shaking Cloud, the silver haired man was met with a disgruntled groan and the blond turning over to avoid his hand. "Cloud," Sephiroth murmured, "Zack's not here."
"Duh," Cloud grumbled, glaring at the general for a moment before pulling the sheets over his head.
"Duh? Is that anyway to speak to your commanding officer?"
"It is when my commanding officer is being an ass and not letting me sleep on my day off," the blond growled from the cocoon he had made out of the sheets.
With a sigh, Sephiroth yanked the fabric away. "Find Zack and I'll let you go back to sleep."
"You find Zack!" Cloud tried to snatch the covers back, "And you should know where he is!"
"I will not go looking for him on my own!" Sephiroth snapped. It was a little known fact that the general was not a morning person and even though he naturally got up between 5 and 6 am everyday, Sephiroth was not happy about it. Damn Hojo. "Don't make me pour cold water on you."
"FINE!" Cloud stood and glared at the general, "But you should know where he is."
"And why would I know that?" Sephiroth raised a thin eyebrow at the cadet.
"Think," Cloud smirked, "What day is it?"
Pausing for a moment, Sephiroth tried to remember the date. "April 22nd."
"Which is what?"
"Gods damn it Cloud! It is too fucking early for this crap!"
Sighing the blond grabbed his clothes from the dresser and turned back to face Sephiroth. Slowly he began to dress, knowing full well that he was pissing the general off by not answering his question. But Cloud would be damned if he wasn't going to get at least a little revenge for being woken up before noon on the one day he didn't have anything to do this month. Finally dressed, the blond was sorely tempted to go make some breakfast instead of replying to the general, but the look on his face and the twitching eye made it clear that doing so would likely result in pain. "It's Planet Day," Cloud mumbled.
"So?"
"Come on," Cloud motioned for the general to follow him and walked into the kitchen to get something to eat. Walking up to the fridge, the blond glanced over his shoulder to make sure he was being followed before continuing. "You know how Zack is all into the Planet lately?" he asked, "Well he decided that he was going to 'be one' with the Planet. I'm fairly sure that means he's doing something incredibly stupid right now, but I don't really want to know what. He told us last night that he was going to be in that park for the higher ups all day."
Sephiroth visibly paled. "He's going to have contact with the higher up?" he murmured, "Oh shit. Forget breakfast, we need to go get Zack!"
"You go get him," Cloud grumbled as he pulled out a carton of eggs, "I'm hungry."
"You're coming with me!" the silver haired man snapped and grabbed the blond by the collar and dragged him out the door.
After literally dragging the blond through the halls, Sephiroth and Cloud arrived at the park and were stopped by a rather large crowd. Frowning at each other, the pair pushed their way through the people and stopped dead at what they saw. Zack was skipping, yes skipping, around the park in nothing but a pair of underwear and several wreaths of flowers that hung around his neck, waist, and hair. Cloud's jaw dropped at the sight while Sephiroth started to growl.
"The Planet is our friend!" Zack started to shout, "It keeps us alive and crap. Love the Planet. Have the Planet's babies. Be its baby mama! Don't hurt the planet. The Planet is our friend bitches."
"ZACHARY FAIR!" Sephiroth bellowed causing his second in command to stumble and fall on his ass, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"Loving the Planet?" the raven haired man smiled sheepishly.
"I'm going somewhere that doesn't involve…this," Cloud waved his hand in Zack's general direction, earning a pout from the older man. "See ya," Cloud said and sprinted out of the park.
"Zack," Sephiroth sighed, "Put your clothes back on."
Warning: Zack loves the planet very, very much and Cloud and Sephiroth unfortunately have to see it.
Sephiroth cracked an eye open and glanced at the clock, 5 am. Stretching like a cat, the silver haired man sat up and smiled at the still sleeping blond next to him. Running his fingers through surprisingly soft spikes, the general was met with a mumbled, "not now, sleeeeeeeep." Chuckling softly, Sephiroth turned to bug Zack only to find the other half of the bed empty. Frowning, he listened carefully for the usual morning sounds of destruction that meant the raven haired first class SOLDIER was up and ready to go. When silence met his ears, Seph started to get worried.
Shaking Cloud, the silver haired man was met with a disgruntled groan and the blond turning over to avoid his hand. "Cloud," Sephiroth murmured, "Zack's not here."
"Duh," Cloud grumbled, glaring at the general for a moment before pulling the sheets over his head.
"Duh? Is that anyway to speak to your commanding officer?"
"It is when my commanding officer is being an ass and not letting me sleep on my day off," the blond growled from the cocoon he had made out of the sheets.
With a sigh, Sephiroth yanked the fabric away. "Find Zack and I'll let you go back to sleep."
"You find Zack!" Cloud tried to snatch the covers back, "And you should know where he is!"
"I will not go looking for him on my own!" Sephiroth snapped. It was a little known fact that the general was not a morning person and even though he naturally got up between 5 and 6 am everyday, Sephiroth was not happy about it. Damn Hojo. "Don't make me pour cold water on you."
"FINE!" Cloud stood and glared at the general, "But you should know where he is."
"And why would I know that?" Sephiroth raised a thin eyebrow at the cadet.
"Think," Cloud smirked, "What day is it?"
Pausing for a moment, Sephiroth tried to remember the date. "April 22nd."
"Which is what?"
"Gods damn it Cloud! It is too fucking early for this crap!"
Sighing the blond grabbed his clothes from the dresser and turned back to face Sephiroth. Slowly he began to dress, knowing full well that he was pissing the general off by not answering his question. But Cloud would be damned if he wasn't going to get at least a little revenge for being woken up before noon on the one day he didn't have anything to do this month. Finally dressed, the blond was sorely tempted to go make some breakfast instead of replying to the general, but the look on his face and the twitching eye made it clear that doing so would likely result in pain. "It's Planet Day," Cloud mumbled.
"So?"
"Come on," Cloud motioned for the general to follow him and walked into the kitchen to get something to eat. Walking up to the fridge, the blond glanced over his shoulder to make sure he was being followed before continuing. "You know how Zack is all into the Planet lately?" he asked, "Well he decided that he was going to 'be one' with the Planet. I'm fairly sure that means he's doing something incredibly stupid right now, but I don't really want to know what. He told us last night that he was going to be in that park for the higher ups all day."
Sephiroth visibly paled. "He's going to have contact with the higher up?" he murmured, "Oh shit. Forget breakfast, we need to go get Zack!"
"You go get him," Cloud grumbled as he pulled out a carton of eggs, "I'm hungry."
"You're coming with me!" the silver haired man snapped and grabbed the blond by the collar and dragged him out the door.
After literally dragging the blond through the halls, Sephiroth and Cloud arrived at the park and were stopped by a rather large crowd. Frowning at each other, the pair pushed their way through the people and stopped dead at what they saw. Zack was skipping, yes skipping, around the park in nothing but a pair of underwear and several wreaths of flowers that hung around his neck, waist, and hair. Cloud's jaw dropped at the sight while Sephiroth started to growl.
"The Planet is our friend!" Zack started to shout, "It keeps us alive and crap. Love the Planet. Have the Planet's babies. Be its baby mama! Don't hurt the planet. The Planet is our friend bitches."
"ZACHARY FAIR!" Sephiroth bellowed causing his second in command to stumble and fall on his ass, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"Loving the Planet?" the raven haired man smiled sheepishly.
"I'm going somewhere that doesn't involve…this," Cloud waved his hand in Zack's general direction, earning a pout from the older man. "See ya," Cloud said and sprinted out of the park.
"Zack," Sephiroth sighed, "Put your clothes back on."