Midgar Thearter 5002 and 3/4

>Bad Judgement

Reno: Sounds like a good name for a fic.
Elena: Who’s in this one Tseng?
Tseng: *On P.A* It’s a Cloud/Sephiroth.
Rude: Ohhhh boy.
*knock on door*
Reno: Do we have guest MSTers for this fic?
Elena: *going to door and opening it*
Cloud: HEY! RENO!
Sephiroth: ...
Rude: ...hey
Elena: *sits* does that answer your question Flame-for-brains?
Reno: Yes.

>Author: Tekko

Elena: Tseng, did you...
Tseng; *on P.A.* Yes, I got permission...
Cloud: Wow, we get to MST! We get to MST!
Rude: He won’t be saying that in about five minutes.
Sephiroth: Yes he will.

>Cloud ran though the hallway, killing the monsters as they came at him.
>There’s no way he’s getting away with what he did, Cloud thought, Oimislash
>coming quickly because of his anger. //My friends, my town, my mother…
>give them back…//

Cloud: That looks oddly...familiar.
Sephiroth: *whistles inocently*

>Ramming his Ultimate Weapon though a Red Dragon, he yelled,
>“GIVE THEM BACK TO ME!!!” Then, he saw him, about 50 feet away.

Sephiroth: No. I won’t.

>I can’t reach him, Cloud thought helplessly, blocked off by various burning
>pieces of rubble from the houses and scattered dead bodies. The other man
>killed another helpless villager, then slowly slide his sword out of the lifeless
>body, staring down at it.


Sephiroth: Woah, I sound so cool.
Cloud: I do too.
Reno: Tseng, remind me to make you pay for the drinks next time.
Rude: Oh goodie...
Elena: Are they aware that this is a Yaoi?
Reno: ANOTHER ONE?

>Cloud was livid.

Cloud: What’s livid?
Reno: “Livid...adjective 1 informal furiously angry. 2 having a dark inflamed appearance.
-DERIVATIVES lividity >noun lividly >adverb lividness >noun.
-ORIGIN Latin lividus, from livere 'be bluish'.
Rude: What the fuck?
Elena: Mr. Dictionary.

>“SEPHIROTH!!!” he shouted. “Come fight someone that can fight back!!”

Sephiroth: Where’s the fun in that? I don’t want to!

>Sephiroth brought his head up slowly, and an insane smile made its way across
>his face, teeth not showing. He then turned away and walked through the flames.
> “SEPHIROTH!!!” Cloud yelled again, running towards the man in question just
>before the flames engulfed him.

Sephiroth: You know, now that I’m not hyped up on coke, I feel like a much nicer person.
Reno: sure...right.
Rude: Uh. I take it this is a past-fiction then?
Elena: Yeah. Apparently, it happened when Sephiroth and Cloud returned to....er, whatever that town’s name is.... ‘five years ago’
Reno: Yeah.
Cloud: Yeah, and those are Zack’s memories.
Rude: Where is Zack?
Sephiroth: Pushing up daisies, sad, I really liked that kid.

>“Hey! Hey buddy, wake up,” a voice called to Cloud out of the darkness.
>Confused, he opened his eyes. “Gomen nesi, but he’s giving the briefing,”

Cloud: Say-a-what-a?
Reno: Don’t look at me... I don’t know what that said.

>Cloud pulled his hat on his head. Then he looked at the man addressing
>him, who was SOILDER, FIRST CLASS.

>“Thanks, Zack,” he said. Zack smiled and went to the man giving the briefing.
>Cloud had tried for SOILDER, FIRST CLASS, but didn’t make the cut. His
>position was like a security guard compared to the FBI. The leader of the

Rude: What the fuck is an FBI?
Elena: Stands for ‘Fish-Brained-Idiot?’
Reno: Don’t SAY that! It stands for...er...nevermind.
Cloud: I liked Zack...
Sephiroth: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!

>group, though, was more like the Secret Service. Top SOILDER, FIRST
>CLASS, everyone looked up to him. Anyone would be proud to be in the
>same state, let alone riding in the same truck as him. He was known and
>feared by all.

Reno: Talk about an ego there.
Sephiroth: And you aren’t afraid of me right now.
Tseng: *on P.A.* Why do you think I’m up here???
Sephiroth: Face it, Rude’s even afraid. He just pissed his pants.
Rude: I spilt my choco-cola!
Cloud: Sure...and it smells like asparagus.
Elena: Ewwwwww...

>“Sep, how long will it take to rid the town of monsters?” Zack asked, bouncing
>around. He was the closest to Sephiroth then anybody, even the superiors, and
>the only one who calls Sephiroth Sep. At least, out loud. In his head, only
>Cloud calls him Sep. Sephiroth had no known of family, so his years before
>SOILDER are a mystery.

Reno: Yeah, sure, whatever... See Shin-Ra research library.
Sephiroth: Mention Shin-Ra again and you’ll be a Reno-ka-bob.
Elena: How about a Shish-ka-Reno?
Sephiroth: I like that better...

>Cloud shuddered at the name. What did my dream mean? he wondered as the
>great man spoke. Is it a warning? Or am I just nervous about going back to my
>hometown?

Reno: It’s a warning.
Elena: Warning. Warning. Warning.

>It’s been years since he’s been in Nibelheim. He felt like a failure
>for not making FIRST CLASS. I…I won’t see my mother or Tifa. I…just can’t.

Reno: Yes you can.
Cloud: No, I wanted to get laid by Tifa, and if I didn’t come back as a FIRST CLASS, I was afraid she’d ditch me for Zack.
Sephiroth: But she did anyway, with or without you there.
>They had been riding in the truck for hours and were weary. Once
>Sephiroth and Zack had to get out to slay a Red Dragon that was blocking
>the path. By the time they arrived in Nibelheim, everyone was on edge aside
>from Sephiroth, who seemed undaunted from the trip. To Cloud’s surprise,
>his neighbor Tifa came and introduced herself as their guide to Mt. Nibel,
>explaining that she was the towns’ guide. Cloud kept his back to her and
>his hat down.

Reno: Wuss...
Elena: You broke her heart Cloud.
Rude: ...So far this fiction is very well written.
Sephiroth: Yes... but what’s the plot?
Rude: Uh... you and Cloud...are...going to...
Sephiroth: WHAT???
Cloud: Do what now?

>After checking into the hotel, they were allowed to go off on their own.
>They’d head out early tomorrow, so there was a curfew made. Cloud
>was trying to figure out what to do when another guard ran up to him. “You
>Cloud Strife?” the man asked. Cloud nodded. “The boss wants to see you,”

Cloud: Huh?

>he said, pointing to Sephiroth’s room. “Gook luck,” he added grimly before
>running off.

Rude: Now HE’S a wuss...
Cloud: uh...thanks? I think.
Sephiroth: Fear me...

>Cloud was suddenly out of breath. Have I done something wrong? he
>thought franticly. Not many that have angered Sephiroth lived. Not any,
>in fact. He took off his hat and ran his and through his spiky blond hair. Please
>don’t be mad, Cloud prayed silently. Such deadly beauty…

Cloud: What kind of story is this?
Rude: Romance.
Cloud: Then will I get to meet with Tifa?
Sephiroth: Shortly after you fuck the shit outta me.
Rude: *snicker*
Reno: Yep.
Cloud: *sick look* WHAT?

>It was true that Sephiroth was a beautiful man. His long, silver hair and
>Mako-green eyes just seemed to illuminate his natural beauty. Get a grip

Sephiroth: Yeah, I’m a hottie.
Reno: So many of us in FF7 are hotties.
Rude: Hell, Even CLOUD has a fan club!
Cloud: I”m shocked YOU have a fan club!
Rude: ......

>Cloud kicked himself mentally for his runaway thoughts. These could be
>my final moments.

Reno: yes they could.
Sephiroth: Bow to me! Bow to me!
Elena: No.
Sephiroth: Please?
Rude: Some self proclaimed god he is, now he’s begging a rookie to bow to him, and she’s not even afraid.
Sephiroth: *growls* Wait until I get my sword... *reaches for empty sheath* WHERE IS IT???
((Authoress: *holds sword and whistles*))
Reno: No weapons allowed today.
Sephiroth: Fuck you.

>He quickly placed his hat back on remembering that anyone could recognize
>him and tell Tifa or his mother where he was. Starting to think that didn’t seem
>so bad now, he made his way to the room. Slowly as to stall his fate, but swiftly
>as not to anger the silver-haired man more than what he might already be.

Sephiroth: I’m not mad...
Cloud: You’re not?
Sephiroth: I’m furious... ‘I will no longer be just a memory.’
Rude: *shudder*
Reno: *shudder*

>Coming to a halt in front of the door, he hesitated. Now or never, Cloud told
>himself, then quickly knocked on the door before his courage fully deserted
>him. It opened and Cloud found himself staring at black- covered chest. He
>looked up to stare into Mako green eyes surrounded by silver hair. Being 5’7”,
>Sephiroth had the height advantage with his 6’1”. He focused on Cloud and smiled.

Cloud: Talk about looking up to those you work for.
Sephiroth: *laughs*
Reno: He’s tall!

>“Ah, yes Cloud, do come in,” he said, stepping back. The smaller man,
>dazed, complied. He had never seen Sephiroth smile before and it was breath taking.

Reno: It’s eerie.
Elena: It’s scaring the crap out of me!
Rude: Me too.
Sephiroth: *Smile*
Others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: That was almost worth the use of facial muscles... *back to his normal look*

>The room was pretty simple. A TV on a stand, a nightstand with a lamp
>by the Queen-sized bed, a bathroom, and a round wooden table also with a lamp
>with two chairs by it. Sephiroth gestured to one of the chairs for Cloud.
>“Please, sit down.”

Cloud: I don’t wanna.
Sephiroth: You will... it’s a fanfiction, you will do as I ask and more.

>Cloud made his way to the chair and sat down. The other man smirked.
>“You can relax, you know. We’re all off duty.” There seemed to be a certain
>air about him that made him seem…Cloud didn’t know. His eyes sparkled
>and his hair looked softer than he’s ever seen it. What I wouldn’t give to run my
>fingers through it, Cloud though, his fingers starting to itch. He pulled off
>his hat and ran his hand through his own hair instead.

>“What are you thinking?”

Cloud: How to spend my final moments.
Rude: Dude, Cloud, you are going to be fucked up the ass...
Cloud: Then how to avoid that then.
Sephiroth: I need love too!
Elena: You know, he’s kind of cute... when he’s not all maniacal

>Cloud’s head snapped up, startled. He hadn’t noticed that the Sep hadn’t

Sephiroth: Who is that Sep?

>sat down until that moment. He was staring down at Cloud intently.
>“What are you thinking?” he repeated.

>Shocked that the other man would ask him anything about himself even
>of it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, Cloud then grew embarrassed at where
>his thoughts were. He tried to hide a blush. “No-nothing in particular,” he lied,
>cursing his stuttering and fair skin. Sep narrowed his eyes. Oh great, I’ve done
>it now, Cloud thought fearfully.

Cloud: Maybe he will throw me out... end of story!
Sephiroth: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice try.
Cloud: Damnit
Reno: Yeah, nice try.
Rude: One or both of you will be coming by the end of this.

>“Were you thinking bad of me and don’t want to say?” Sephiroth asked, his
>face stern but his voice with a hint of sadness in it.

Elena: Oh, Cloud, don’t make Sephiroth CRY!
Sephiroth: *sniffle, all cute like*
Reno: Elena, don’t flirt with the killer.
Elena: *hugs Sephiroth* But he’s right, he just needs love!

>Cloud was shocked. Before he could stop himself, the words came spilling
>out. “No, that’s not it at all, sir! I was thinking about how nice…um, your hair
>looked, and, um…” Do you WANT to get killed?!? his mind screamed at
>him. Waiting for the attack that was sure to come, Cloud gasped as a smooth
>hand touched his cheek instead.

Cloud: Eep! Unhand me vile fiend!
Rude: *snicker* I think he’s getting the hang of it.
Reno: Then he can have MY job!
Tseng: *on P.A.* Nice TRY!
Reno: Damn.

>“You’re…different,” Sephiroth purred, brushing his thumb across Cloud’s
>cheekbone.

Sephiroth: You are strange... bizarre and just plain.
Cloud: Weird?
Reno: All of the above?

>Cloud shivered, but not from fear. “There’s something about you
>that stands out. It’s…calling to me. Can you feel it?” Sep asked staring into his
>eyes intently. All Cloud could feel was his heart pounding in his ears. His
>body started to react to the gentle caress. “Would you hate me if I kissed
>you?” Sep asked, sounding like a child ready for disappointment.

Sephiroth: Would someone tell me who the hell is SEP!
Cloud: The story is apparently written in my point of view, and in my mind I call you Sep, which is a shortened form of Sephiroth, and I also think that the author did that so they wouldn’t have to type your long name over and over and over and over again.
Reno: Wow, Cloud’s not th at thick...
Cloud: TEDDY BEAR! *hugs Elena*
Rude: Spoke too soon.
Elena: Can’t...breathe...
>Not being able to find his voice, all Cloud could do was shake his head.
>He absently licked his lips and was shocked at the lustful expression that
>clouded Sephiroth’s eyes. Sep bent his head, slowly brining their lips together,
>then came down to claim his mouth.

Sephiroth: Why do I find me kissing Cloud oddly a turn on?
Reno: We need to get some het porn in here sometimes.
Cloud: Het?
Elena: Male/Female... normal stuff.
Rude: How about some Yuri?

>Sep slid his tongue into the smaller man’s mouth. Cloud gasped, only
>allowing him further access. Memories from his dream were pushed aside as
>Sep’s tongue pushed deeper into his mouth, coaxing his tongue. Cloud
>found himself responding to the kiss, hesitantly exploring the other man’s
>mouth. He felt as Sep ran one hand through his hair and the other up under his shirt.

Sephiroth: Really, this is really, really hot...
Rude: Isn’t it?
Reno: You’ll get use to it.
Elena: We do this all the time.
Cloud: I wonder if Sephiroth’s a better kisser than Tifa?
Rude: You’ve kissed Tifa?
Cloud: Yeah-
Sephiroth: *grabs and kisses Cloud*

>He moaned into the taller man’s mouth as his fingers ran across his nipples.
>Cloud squirmed as Sep brushed feather-light touches over the nubs, his
>growing erection wanting the same attention. He pulled his mouth away,
>gasping for air. His head was swimming and he grew dizzy with pleasure as
>he automatically pushed into the touch. The long haired man sat on Cloud
>with his thighs at Cloud’s hips, facing each other. Their erections met and
>both cried out.

Cloud: Think I’m going to be sick... *wiping off face from kiss*
Sephiroth: I found it oddly arousing.
Reno: I call dibs on the trash can first!

>“Gomen,” Sephiroth slurred, his breath fanning Cloud’s face.
>“I only asked for a kiss…”

Reno: Rule number one in Lemon fictions be they Yuri, Yaoi or normal... k
Rude: It never stops with ‘just a kiss’
Elena: Oh, hell, it may start there...
Reno: But it never, ever, ever ENDS there.
Rude: Not the fictions that TSENG pick anyway.
Tseng: *on P.A.* I have a bad feeling that I’m being picked on in there.

>Cloud shook his head. “Not a problem, sir – ”

>“You know my name so use it,” he interrupted, grinding their erections
>together more forcefully.

>“Sephiroth!” Cloud gasped, clutching the back of the man’s cloak. Sep smiled.

Cloud: Our roosters are meeting?
Sephiroth: Pardon?
Reno: They are both already aroused.
Rude: You are too Reno.
Elena: Nice one Reno.
Rude: On the Reno-scale, he gives this one a half-mast.
Reno: It’s getting there, wait until the end of the fiction.

>“That’s better.” Slowly, Sep climbed off of the other man’s lap who quickly
>protested. He then shrugged out of his cloak and whipped off his shirt. Making
>sure Cloud was watching, he unbuttoned his pants and pulled down the
>fly. They wound up on the floor.

>Cloud stared at Sep’s naked body (undies? What undies? ^^)

Sephiroth: I do go commando, you know.
Reno: No wonder you rival me in fangirls...
Sephiroth: They always fall for the bad ones, don’t they?
Reno: And we are both...technically ‘bad’ guys, aren’t we?
Cloud: Yep, kicked both your asses.
Reno: I say we duct tape him to the wall...
Sephiroth: And then mess up his hair...

>taking in the muscled chest, tight abs, large…

>“Strip,” Sep commanded. Cloud blinked at him. Sighing, Sep pulled Cloud
>out of the chair he was sitting in. “If you won’t take off your clothes, I will.”

Reno: I like how they inturrupted the downward glance.
Sephiroth: Now, now fangirls and guys... kindly keep in mind that I am bigger than that.
Cloud: Ego.
Sephiroth: Mako did it.
Cloud: *sighs*

>He grabbed the hem of Cloud’s shirt and did similar to what he did with his
>own. His mouth then attacked Cloud’s neck as his hands roamed the man’s
>chest. Cloud moaned as Sep’s fingers brushed his sensitive buds then
>nearly fainted from pleasure when they were drawn into his mouth. He was
>being moved, then felt the bed at the back of his legs. He didn’t protest when
>he was pushed down, with Sep on top.

Sephiroth: I’m dominant.
Cloud: Only when someone types you up as being one. I still owned you!
Elena: He kicked our ass too..
Rude: Hmm?
Reno: The ‘Let’s end it like Turks’ fight?
Rude: Yeah, that...

>Sep soon grew tired of toying with Cloud’s chest and headed lower. He made
>a beeline of wet kisses down Cloud’s chest and stomach till he got to the
>button of his pants. He quickly undid it and they were thrown across the room.


Reno: INCOMING!
Rude: Duck and cover!
Elena: Flying pants!

>Sep looked at Cloud, seeing him fully. His fair skin was flushed as he lay
>under Sep, panting and squirming. Cloud looked at him, pleadingly. “Sephiroth
>…please…I need…” he didn’t finish.

Cloud: To leave, quickly... with my clothes.
Reno: He is really getting the hang of this...
Cloud: After the ‘poop’ play with Tifa? This is much better...
Rude: You heard about that?
Cloud: I read them...

>“What do you need?” Sep asked innocently. He started making circle patters
>with his fingers on Cloud’s inner thigh. He then brought his head down
>to swirl his tongue where his fingers had been.

Sephiroth: ME??? INNOCENT?
Rude: Yeah, it’s hard to imagine, isn’t it?

>Cloud’s mind became a pleasure-filled haze. What do I want? He should
>know. Does…he want me to tell him? He vaguely felt Sep’s hands move to
>his hips. He then felt Sep stop and sit up, hands still on his hips. He was
>about to protest when he felt the other man’s tongue run over the head of his cock.

Cloud: Wow, this is turning out to be oddly HOT!
Reno: Told you.
Sephiroth: ...wow

>“Oh God!!!” Cloud gasped, bucking his hips forward. Sep’s hands held
>him down and he growled in frustration. “Please,” he breathed, going back to
>pleading.

>“Please what?” Sep asked, enjoying the sounds that Cloud was making. He
>blew on the moist tip and was rewarded with Cloud’s sharp intake of air.

>“I – I want –” Cloud wasn’t able to finish since Sep took that opportunity to
>swirl tongue on Cloud’s head. Cloud moaned and tried to get the rest of
>his self the same attention, but wasn’t able to move. His hands tangled in
>Sephiroth’s hair, trying to push him into the other man's mouth.

>“No no, I need to hear what you want.” Sep said, pulling back.

>“I want you!” Cloud gasped. Sephiroth smiled. Finally…

Cloud: Dead, head on my wall...
Reno: *sing-song* It’s not that kind of fiction!
Cloud: *sing-song* I’m not that kind of person!
Sephiroth: *sing song* You appear to be!

>Cloud moaned loudly as he took him into his mouth. His head thrashed around
>as Sep sucked and swirled his tongue on Cloud’s cock. It’s too much…
>Cloud thought fleetingly. The simple suction on his manhood drove Cloud
>mad. Sep tortured him with the wet recess of his mouth bobbing his head along
>the length of Cloud’s arousal. Just as Cloud felt the pressure build up in him,
>Sep moved away. He protested immediately, but was silenced by Sephiroth’s
>mouth covering his.

Cloud: Uh... he just had his mouth on my...
Reno: Transfer?
Cloud: So that’s what my own member tastes like.
Rude: Ugh.
Elena: *hugging Sephiroth*
Rude: let the poor man breathe El.
Elena: *hugging him tighter*
Sephiroth: Quite...alright... I’m dead, I have no need for air...Fan-Fictions suck as these keep me alive.

>“It won’t be that easy,” Sep commented, positioning himself over Cloud. He parted
>the smaller man’s legs and held his gaze as he took his finger into him
>own mouth. Cloud moaned knowing that Sep was doing to his finger was what
>he had just done to him moments ago. Sep removed his now wet finger and leaned
>down to kiss the blond. At the same time, he took his moistened finger and pushed
>it through Cloud’s entrance.

Cloud: What is my enterance?
Rude: Ass hole.
Cloud: What’d you just call me?
Rude: No... I mean, he’s sticking his finger in your butthole.
Cloud: Gross.
Sephiroth: Yet it still holds a slightly erotic feel.
Elena: Exactly why I like Yaoi!

>Cloud froze then squirmed, trying not to clench his teeth. Sou…It hurts like
>hell… he thought, trying to relax to the touch. As Sep pushed deeper, He brushed
>against a spot that made Cloud gasp and push against his finger forgetting
>the pain, tearing his mouth from Sephiroth’s and growling in the back of
>his throat. Sep smiled to himself seeing the lustful look in Cloud’s eyes. He then
>let out a strangled cry as Cloud reached out and squeezed his own arousal.
>He looked down at the other man.

Cloud: Goosey!
Sephiroth: I’m... fucking Cloud.
Reno: Look at it this way, man, at least you are in charge, CLOUD could be the one fucking you!
Rude: Reno does have a point...

>“Now.” Cloud breathed, as he started to quickly pump the prize in his hands.
>Sep growled and stopped his hand, pulling it away. He moved his hands to
>Cloud’s muscled legs and spread them apart. He positioned himself then pushed
>in in one quick thrust. Cloud gasped, digging his fingers into Sep’s back.

Cloud: He just...
Sephiroth: Entered...
Reno: With no...
Rude: Lube...
Elena: Whatsoever...
All: *screams*

>Sep paused, waiting for the other man to adjust. After a while Cloud
>started to move impatiently against him, signaling for him to begin movement.
>Sep drew back, and then pushed in smoothly hitting that spot that drove Cloud mad.

Cloud: Ouch...
Sephiroth: Okay, okay, I take it back... this is wrong.
Elena: Guys, Sep did use saliva as some lube...
Reno: Not much.
Cloud: I’m going to walk bowlegged for a month.
Sephiroth: Bet you like it!

>So tight…Sep thought, gritting his teeth as Cloud’s body squeezed around him.
>Feeling his control slip away, he started to quicken his pace. Soon he was
>slamming into Cloud, repeatedly hitting the man’s sweat spot and making him
>beg for more. Feeling that he was almost at his braking point, Sep reached
>between them to stroke Cloud’s neglected erection. Gasping, Cloud lost all
>control and came, clamping down on Sep's cock and causing him to cum.

Reno: Two for one!
Rude: And the build up was so good...
Elena: That was it? Two paragraphs?
Cloud: I want more!
Sephiroth: Me too!

>Drained, Sep collapsed on top of Cloud, both of them breathing heavily.

>When their breathing had returned to normal, Sep withdrew himself from in Cloud
>and lay next to him, throwing an arm around his waist. He looked at Cloud,
>taking in his flushed checks, wild-looking hair, partly open mouth and closed eyes.

Sephiroth: He looks like an angel when he’s sleeping...

> As if sensing he was being watched, Cloud opened his eyes and looked Sephiroth.
>Sep reached up with the hand that was over his waist and ran his fingers through
>Cloud’s hair.

Sephiroth: That was oddly cute.
Cloud: Yes it was.
Reno: We have to get them out of here, they are starting to AGREE and everything.

>“You lived here, right?” Sep asked suddenly.

>Surprised, Cloud nodded.

>“Don’t you want to go and see your family?” Sephiroth wanted to know.

>Shaking his head, Cloud said, “I can’t. I left here years ago telling everyone that I
>was going to come back a SOILDER, FIRST CLASS. That I’d be as great as…
>you.” He blushed, making his pink checks turn a deeper shade of red. “I…I can’t
>face them knowing that I failed. The whole town would be ashamed of me.”

Cloud: Yep...
Rude: Eep.
Sephiroth: Wow. I’m... good.

>Cloud downcast his eyes, not wanting to see the disappointment, or worse, pity,
>in the great man’s eyes.

>“It may seem like a bad idea now, but you never know when it’ll be too late to see
>the ones you love,” Sep said, not looking at Cloud, but seeming to be off in
>his own world. Cloud looked at him, bewildered. What’s that supposed to mean?
>he wondered, trying to figure Sephiroth out. Did something happen to someone
>he cared about? Or does he sense that something is going to happen?

Cloud: Cue that ‘weird’ dream that I had at the beginning of the fiction.
Reno: Wow.
Rude: I like it, I’m speechless...

>Cloud was deep in thought when Sephiroth abruptly got up. Pulling on his clothes,
>he turned to the man lying on the bed. “I was told that the mansion near here
>has a library in it. I’m going to go look around.” He walked to the door,
>putting his hand on the knob then turned back to Cloud. “You can stay here if you
>like or go as you please. I will be out most of the night.” Then he left, closing the
>door behind him.

Sephiroth: Fuck and run?
Cloud: Anyone get the number of that cock?
Reno: These two are stealing the show!

>Cloud stared at the door for a long time before he moved to go put on his uniform.
>Placing his hat on, he walked out of the room, confused about the whole
>situation and Sep’s sudden change in attitude. We’re all tense and tired, Cloud
>reasoned. Things will be better in the morning. He thought about what
>Sephiroth said and considered going out to find his mother and Tifa, then
>decided against it. Next time I come I’ll be FIRST CLASS. I can always write if
>I really need to talk to them. With that, he went off to his room to get some sleep.

Cloud: That’s it?
Reno: We all know what happens next!
Sephiroth: I turn evil, go insane, kill half the world population... yadda yadda yadda.
Elena: Then you are reborn in fan fictions fucking the shit out of your enemies...
Sephiroth: Exactly.
Reno: Okay, another fiction done.
Cloud: *stands* And we must be going...
Sephiroth: Thanks for having us Guest MST!
Elena: No problem...
Reno: Remember, being MSTed by us...
Rude: Is one of the best honors...
Elena: because we only MST those we love
Rude: And we do it in fun and love.
Reno: And if anyone EVER wants their fictions removed, let us know... we will gladly remove them.
Rude: Now, off to the bar, it’s Tseng’s turn to pay!