Holiday Surprises

Disclaimer: I own Sephiroth! Seriously, I do, I named my car Sephiroth so I own him.

Warning: My own blatant stupidity. And a little bit of Cloud molestation. I can't help myself, the Cloud must be molestified.

"I don't get it," Sephiroth said.

"It's really simple," Zack rolled his eyes, "We're all famous so they made a video game about us."

"But why am I the villain?" the silver haired general frowned.

"Because you made the graphics designer cry when they took our measurements," Cloud smirked slightly, "He was also the writer. You make the writer cry and he makes you the bad guy."

"Ooh," Zack's eyes widened as the game loaded, "I'm pretty."

"And thank Gaia for that," Sephiroth sighed.

"Hey!" Zack snapped, "I resent that! No wonder you're evil in this."

"At least I don't die!" Sephiroth retorted.

"Yes you doooo," the raven haired man smirked, "Spiky kills your ass…twice."

"I do?" Cloud peered over Zack's shoulder at the TV screen with sudden interest, "I kick Seph's ass?"

"Yup," Zack nodded, "And at least I die in a noble manner. Apparently you just cry about your mommy and get your ass whooped. It takes the whole freaking army to take me down, you just need to face a short blond an-hey! That hurt!"

Both Sephiroth and Cloud glared at the first class, each shaking the sting out of their hands after smacking Zack. "I am not short," Cloud snapped.

"And I hardly think I would be easy to take down," Sephiroth glared at his first in command, "I probably destroyed Shinra before Cloud could stop me."

"Actually Blondie McShortinstine-ow! Stop hitting me!" Zack glared rather ineffectively at Cloud, "Anyway, Cloud took Shinra down. But hey, we get to kill Hojo if we play the ga-ow!"

The general had pushed Zack out of the way and grabbed the game controller, immediately putting in his settings. "Well," Cloud shrugged, "Guess we should go find something else to do because I don't think Seph's going to let us play or even talk to us until after he kills Hojo. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah," Zack's eyes lit up, "Let's go see the fireworks! They're going to start soon and it'll be fun."

Cloud stared at the raven haired man for a moment before shaking his head. "You're such a little kid," he smiled despite himself, "Hey Seph, you wanna come see the fireworks with us?"

"Can't talk," Sephiroth said, eyes glued to his game, "Killing things."

"You heard him, let's go," Zack chirped and looped his arm around Cloud's. Smiling broadly, the SOLDIER started to skip towards the door, pulling the cadet along with him. Sephiroth was aware that they had left, but didn't particularly care; he was far too busy scheming about how he was going to draw out Hojo's suffering. He had to hand it to the creators; it was a pretty good game, lots of things to kill and an actual plot.

Cloud sat next to Zack on the Shinra building roof watching the fireworks go off. Sure, it was pretty, but hardly as captivating as Zack had made it sound while rambling to him on their way to their spot. Drumming his fingers on his leg, the blond snuck a glance at his companion. "This sucks," he said bluntly, eyes drifting back to the display.

"No it doesn't!" Zack protested, "It's pretty."

"Pretty sucky," Cloud shrugged, "And not even the good kind."

"…"

Cloud froze before slowly turning back to face the raven haired man. Zack's eyes had gone unfocussed as he stared at the blond, causing Cloud to become more than a little nervous. "Zack," Cloud said cautiously, flinching when the SOLDIER's eyes snapped into focus and stared intently at him, "We can't, we're on the roof, we'll fall. I don't want to die. I'm too young to die. Sit back down. Zack, I mean it. HOLY FUCK ZACK!"

Cloud landed on his back face inches away from the roof's edge, violet eyes burning into him. "Hey Cloud," Zack murmured.

"No," Cloud snapped, "Not here."

"Hmm," Zack trailed a finger along Cloud's arm, "I think this is the perfect place."

"Zaaaack," Cloud whined as he threw the older man his best puppy eyes, "I want to watch the fireworks."

"No you don't, you were just saying how much they sucked. Oh stop with the puppy dog eyes, they don't work on me you know that. I taught you how to do them after all."

"Fine," Cloud snapped as he turned his face to avoid Zack's descending lips, "Then I refuse to participate and am telling Seph once we get back."

"Gonna make him jealous huh?" Zack's voice took on a husky tone as he nipped at the blonde's neck, "I can get into that. We'll make him regret not coming with us and playing that stupid game."

Cloud was about to retort about how it wasn't stupid when Zack sucked the skin where his neck met shoulder and his mind went blank, a soft moan escaping him. The sound of his own voice helped to bring him back to reality, or as close to reality as he could get considering that the raven haired man had somehow managed to worm his hand below the blonde's waistband. "Za-aack," Cloud stammered as fingers brushed against his length.

"That's right Cloud," Zack murmured, "Moan for me."

"I…god Zack…wait! Not here!" Cloud managed to regain his composure as he was pushed slightly closer to the edge of the roof.

"Come on Spiky," Zack ground against the blond who squeaked, "Let's have some fun."

"Is that a Wutain airship!" Cloud pointed up at the sky, eyes wide with shock.

Jumping up Zack scanned the sky. "What? Where?"

"In my head, gotta go," Cloud yelled back at the first class as he disappeared down the stairwell.

"Son of a…wait for me!"

It took Zack the entire way back to the apartment to catch up to the blond. Cloud's hand was just on the knob when he was slammed against the door, lips and teeth nipping at his ear lobe. "Zack," the blond groaned, "Stop it."

"Don't wanna," Zack smirked slightly.

"Too bad," Cloud snapped and he opened the door, the pair falling on the ground.

"Ow…" Zack muttered.

"Seph! Save me…hi Seph," Cloud looked up at the fuming silver haired man, "What's the matter?"

"You killed me," Sephiroth said simply, "You sleep on the couch tonight."

"But…" Cloud stared stupidly as Sephiroth turned on his heel and marched away, "It's just a game! I didn't do it in real life!"

"Don't care," the general yelled back, "Zack, leave the traitor alone and get your ass in here!"

"Looks like I get to have fun," Zack smirked slightly, "Sleep well…on the couch."