Unexpected
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Final Fantasy VII › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
660
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Unexpected
A “Random Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi Pairing Generator” crackfic. Cait Sith x Dio, NC-17. Cait Sith, not Reeve.
Unexpected
“Dio-sama, may I speak to you for a moment?”
Dio frowned at the fortune-telling robot that was silhouetted in the doorway to his office.
“Is this about our agreement?” he asked, motioning for the... thing to come inside.
The robot shut the door, blocking out the bright lights of Gold Saucer’s attractions, and bounced to Dio’s desk.
“No, no, ShinRa is quite happy about the freedom you have allowed me within the Gold Saucer. You are still satisfied with their... donation?”
“Yes,” Dio said, “I’m more than happy to oblige the ShinRa.
“Good, good,” the robot’s high-pitched voice said, “I just wanted to express my gratitude towards you personally.”
Dio watched the robot curiously. He hadn’t known it was possible for an electronic voice to sound suggestive.
“Is that so?” he finally asked, eyes following the movement of Cait Sith’s tail.
“I thought I might show you some of the unique... advantages of this body,” the cat purred.
“Well, that certainly is an unusual offer, “ Dio said, “but I’ll try anything once.”
Dio stood up, revealing that he was indeed wearing nothing but his trademark bikini briefs.
“Ah, excellent,” Cait Sith said, leaping from the mog’s body to stand on Dio’s desk. “I’ll have to ask you to remove those for me, though.”
The cat’s tail lashed back and forth excitedly as Dio carefully peeled the skimpy red garment off, revealing his half hard erection. Dio dropped the briefs to the floor, before opening a desk drawer to pull out a bottle of lube.
“I like to be prepared for all manner of business negotiations,” he explained.
“Excellent!” Cait Sith chirped, “Now, turn around.”
Dio did so, supporting his weight on the arms of his chair, pressing the backs of his thighs into the cool wood of his desk. Cait Sith’s tail twitched.
***
Back in ShinRa Headquarters, Reno laughed at Reeve’s stricken expression.
“You should let me play with him more often, yo,” the Turk said, and turned back to the controls.
Unexpected
“Dio-sama, may I speak to you for a moment?”
Dio frowned at the fortune-telling robot that was silhouetted in the doorway to his office.
“Is this about our agreement?” he asked, motioning for the... thing to come inside.
The robot shut the door, blocking out the bright lights of Gold Saucer’s attractions, and bounced to Dio’s desk.
“No, no, ShinRa is quite happy about the freedom you have allowed me within the Gold Saucer. You are still satisfied with their... donation?”
“Yes,” Dio said, “I’m more than happy to oblige the ShinRa.
“Good, good,” the robot’s high-pitched voice said, “I just wanted to express my gratitude towards you personally.”
Dio watched the robot curiously. He hadn’t known it was possible for an electronic voice to sound suggestive.
“Is that so?” he finally asked, eyes following the movement of Cait Sith’s tail.
“I thought I might show you some of the unique... advantages of this body,” the cat purred.
“Well, that certainly is an unusual offer, “ Dio said, “but I’ll try anything once.”
Dio stood up, revealing that he was indeed wearing nothing but his trademark bikini briefs.
“Ah, excellent,” Cait Sith said, leaping from the mog’s body to stand on Dio’s desk. “I’ll have to ask you to remove those for me, though.”
The cat’s tail lashed back and forth excitedly as Dio carefully peeled the skimpy red garment off, revealing his half hard erection. Dio dropped the briefs to the floor, before opening a desk drawer to pull out a bottle of lube.
“I like to be prepared for all manner of business negotiations,” he explained.
“Excellent!” Cait Sith chirped, “Now, turn around.”
Dio did so, supporting his weight on the arms of his chair, pressing the backs of his thighs into the cool wood of his desk. Cait Sith’s tail twitched.
***
Back in ShinRa Headquarters, Reno laughed at Reeve’s stricken expression.
“You should let me play with him more often, yo,” the Turk said, and turned back to the controls.