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Methylene Blue	By : crystalwind Category: Final Fantasy VII > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 571 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Warnings: Reno
being devious, and a bit of language as a result.

April Fools

Morning
The clock on the nightstand
read 5:47 when Reno heard the shower turn on in the bathroom. It still read
5:47 when he heard a serious of spluttering curses erupt. He smirked into his
pillow, picturing the look on Rude�s face when he
discovered that the adjustable shower head was pointed at his face instead of
into the bathtub. Today was going to be a good day.

Across town, another
clock read 7:50 when its owner hit the snooze button for a second time, rubbing
his eyes wearily before deciding to just shut the alarm off and get up. Tseng usually
didn�t mind having to get up at 5:45 on Mondays, but he�d had a late night last
night and� his eyes widened when he reached over to turn the alarm switch off.
He was so screwed; most of the Turks
wouldn�t say anything, but Reno would never
let him hear the end of it for showing up two hours late. He sprang out of bed,
bolting for the bathroom to brush his teeth.
Behind him, Vincent sat
up in bed, the sheets sliding down to pool at his waist. He stared blankly at
the clock for a few moments, before grabbing his cell phone off of the other nightstand.
He sighed, debated telling his lover that he�d been duped, and then changed his
mind. Maybe if he let Reno get away with it, the redhead would leave him alone
for the day. Sighing again, he slipped out of bed and wandered over to the
dresser.

Tseng wasn�t the only
one having troubles with his alarm clock that morning. Lazard watched in sleepy
confusion as Genesis tore the room apart, snarling profanities and crushing
alarm clocks as he found them. He debated asking Genesis why they had over a
dozen alarm clocks stashed around their room, but he decided that it might not
be beneficial for his health to do so at this time. Checking his watch, he
shrugged and left his lover to his rampage, heading for the shower.

Rufus glared at his
toothbrush, lips curled back in a half snarl that made him look almost rabid
with the toothpaste foaming out of him mouth. What the fuck was that Gods-awful taste? Shaking his head in irritation, he
spit the toothpaste out for a fourth time, threw it and his toothbrush away,
and reached for the mouthwash. It also had an odd taste to it, but he grimaced
and swished away. It still tasted mostly minty, and it was better than trying
to brush with that horrific toothpaste. When he caught a glimpse of blue teeth
in the mirror after spitting it out, he froze, alarmed at first and then
suspicious. Pressing his lips firmly closed to avoid seeing the blue staining
the inside of his mouth, he stalked back to his bedroom, snatching his phone
off of his nightstand to check the date. He had to resist hurling the phone at
the wall when he saw what day it was; he was going to kill Reno.

Sephiroth frowned at his shampoo bottle in frustration, too tired to
understand why he couldn�t get the shampoo to come out. He turned it upside
down again, shaking it furiously in the hopes that something would magically
change this time and he would get some shampoo out of the bottle. Growling in
annoyance, he threw it against the wall, blinking in surprise when shampoo
exploded out of the bottle and splattered everywhere. Wiping a glob out of his
eye, he scowled at the floor of the shower, watching a small piece of plastic
wrap get washed towards the drain. His shampoo did not come with plastic wrap
over the opening; it wasn�t even a new bottle! He wiped shampoo off of the wall
and began to lather up his hair, contemplating the issue.
There was really only
one explanation for how his shampoo bottle had magically grown a plastic wrap
cover since yesterday morning: Reno.

Zack hummed to himself,
tossing his shirt on the bed and reaching for his deodorant. It was Monday,
which kind of sucked since that meant that the weekend was over, but he was
supposed to train with Cloud today, which was always fun. On top of that, Angeal had promised to take him out for Wutaiian
food for dinner; hopefully that meant
that the older man would also be inviting him back to his apartment afterwards,
which Zack was especially looking forward to. Angeal
had been away on missions a lot lately, so they hadn�t been able to spend a
night together for a while.
Smiling in anticipation,
Zack had already put deodorant under both arms before he noticed the smell. He
used Axe deodorant, had used the same deodorant for many years, and he was very
familiar with how it was supposed to smell; this was not right. Baffled, he quickly sniffed under one arm, lip curling
up in disgust and confusion as he drew back. Then he smelled the deodorant
stick, completely confused. Was that cream
cheese? Frowning suspiciously at the stick, he stuck a finger in. Yep, that
was definitely cream cheese. Sighing,
he began scooping it out, hoping that there was some actual deodorant still in
there. He wasn�t exactly sure why
Reno would have done this to him, but he really couldn�t think of anyone else
who could be responsible.
This day might be longer
than he�d anticipated.

Reeve stared at his car
in consternation. There was graffiti all
over it! Most of it appeared to be random nonsense (�Jimmy Rulez!� ? Who in the world was Jimmy?), but� was that a penis across the hood? He groaned,
burying his face in his hands. He could not
take the bus or train today; he was already running late! He was going to have
to drive the monstrosity to work.
He was confused when he
opened the door and heard the crinkle of plastic wrap; then he was elated when
he realized that the car was covered in it and that the graffiti was on top of the plastic. He decided that he
could afford to be late to work in order to peel the graffiti off of his car.
He finally climbed into
the driver�s seat, beaming, and almost missed the note on the seat next to him.
�April Fools! �Love, Reno� He groaned in despair.
April Fools? And Reno was pulling
pranks? Today was going to be an absolutely horrific day.

A/N:
This is going to be a
3-part nonsense piece, based on Reno�s April Fools exploits. Expect the next
piece shortly!

I really wish I�d known
about some of these jokes back when I lived at home with my dad and siblings�.

Salt, and then Methylene Blue, in case you�re wondering about Rufus�
toothpaste and mouthwash.
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