WTF?!

BY : angrymuffin
Category: Final Fantasy Anime > AU - Alternate Universe
Dragon prints: 536
Disclaimer: I do not own any Final Fantasy characters, and do not make any profits from this story. All characters are copy right to Square-Enix.

Author's Note: I totally don't know what I was on to write something like this, lol. It's random and stupid. But amusing at the same time. I guess my main inspiration came from The Highwind Takes To The Skies by Nobuo Uematsu. Lovely music. XD

Warnings: Offensive Language. I believe that's all. No Yaoi, no sex, nadda.

My first smutless, non-yaoi fanfic. That's amazing. And it's not Kingdom Hearts. Well, depending on how you look at it. lol.

Enjoy. ^^

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The world was spinning around him, music swelled, he could swear he was floating high above the clouds on what appeared to be nothing but the air itself and he was moving at an extremely fast speed. The music got louder and increased in speed as well, reaching high exciting points and then coming back down only to quickly spike once again. He could see everything from here, not that there was much to see really, just contours of the land and maybe the occasional city or town. Pretty boring. But oh wait, there was someone beside him. He was laughing and hooting, calling out a jumble of senseless words and phrases. He laughed soon realizing he could control his path of flight and grabbed onto his companion’s arm, swooping downward, stomach lurching from the sudden decline, but continued to dive regardless.

“Oh my holy fuck this is amazing!”

“Dude! Rainbows! I see rainbows!”

Laughter then a snort.

“Look! Kittens!”

“Oh my God, SEPHIROTH!”

“NO FUCKING WAY! WHERE?!”

“Oh, false alarm, it was just a cloud that looked like him.”

“What the fuck? I look like Sephiroth?!”

Uncontrollable giggles.

“You do. With a pretty pink bow made of rainbows in your hair!”

“AH! GET IT OFF!”

A bunch of distorted noises.

Silence, except for the continuous giggles and horrific exclamations, then…

“What…the…hell.”

“SQUALL, BUDDY! YOU CAN FLY TOO?!”

“Oh dear Lord, you two are high, aren’t you?”

Snorting.

“ABOVE THE CLOUDS! ABOVE CLOUD!”

“Uh..huh…”

“LOOK OUT, MAN!”

“FUCK!”

A crash, which was also heard as a bomb as well.

“AHHH! WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!”

“DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!”

“Unhn…NO! CLOUD DON’T YOU DARE JUMP FROM THERE!”

And thus, the only sane, and sober person in the room was now squished by a heavy and high-as-a-kite raven haired man. Another man, blond with spiky hair, lost his footing from atop the couch and fell backwards, crashing to the carpeted floor, messing up his already screwed brain and knocking around the few brain cells that still existed, rendering him immediately unconscious.

Cloud high. A scary thing. Zack high, an equally scary thing.

But the both of them high at the same time.

That’s terrifying!

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Completely random, eh? Review and tell me what you think. ^^


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