Cloud, where is the Sanity?
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Category:
Final Fantasy VII › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
765
Reviews:
16
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter II
thank you for sticking with me you guys! you're sure to get a treat in about five days when i will TRY MY HARDEST to get the next chapter up, which i hope will be longer, I hate writers block NARAGH!
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Chapter II
Hours later after I find my sanity again and me and Vincent left for the bus I realize that I hate Lemurs. Vincent’s real quiet, then again I would be too, but this is just insane, and I just got my sanity back, and I’d like to keep it for more then two seconds this time. “Vincent? You wanna talk about it?” I try to hide the twitching that’s currently inflicting my eye… stupid Lemurs!!! *twitch*
“No, not now lat-“ SLAM! Suddenly I find my head staring at some ones boxers as they uncomfortably sit on my chest. The dangling red rats tail at the back of his insanely large melon gives it away before his so called sweet talk.
“Hey sweet thang! Haven’t seen you around lately, I guess we’ll have some fun later tonight,” then he jumps up and runs to the back of the bus saving seats for him and his buddies. I sit back up and crack my neck and start to breath a again, “FAT ASS!” I yell at him, because I have a very bad vocabulary, GR!
Vincent puts his head phones on and leans against the bus window, looking depressed and distant as always. Suddenly I realize that Lunch was non existent in my mind, Zach probably has food in his backpack. I walk to the back of the bus and steal Zack’s back pack and dig around in it, AHAH!!! Yes! Oreos! My favorite, I quickly hop over the seat and run back to my seat. I stuff them in my mouth, because I am hungry and that is what hungry people do; STUFF! *munch munch munch*
Soon Enough Sephiroth and Rude walk on the bus, It’s Friday after all and it’s a long weekend, yes! But that also means I have food patrol… nooo! Oh well that means I get to pick what we eat. Blah blah blah, short bus ride and then we Get to the house… all SEVEN of us, go in and throw our coats where ever, and surprise! A not from mother, ‘I’ve gone away for the weekend! Keep clean. Love mom.’
…Oh no. Think quickly… Where to hide it!?!? The first place I can think of is my pants but that wouldn’t stop anybody. “What’s that?” I jolt into the kitchen and out into the back yard, only to find my self face to face with Rude. I make a tight U-Turn to find Reno. I quickly try to slide under there arms and succeed. Zack hope over them both and uses his Demon like speed to catch up to me.
I think I’m going to cry.
Sephiroth pops out from the front out the house, anything but thaaaat. So I stop and turn around, and slide to right of Zack in a gleam of wonderful, merciful hope, which is quickly shattered when I hear, RIIIIIIIP. I look back to see the bottom of the note ripped off. “Love Mom…? PAAARRRTTYYYY!!!” And that’s all it took. DAMNIT!
I am then carried back into the house on Zack’s shoulder, “Let me go!” He’s giggling, that is NOT good. That only happens when hes gonna get laid, when he eaten all my pixie sticks or he plans on using me for a cleaning maid. Whyyy meeee…
Good no, not this again, I can’t take it, and DON’T HAND ME TO RENO! ...I hate you Zack. “Get your hand off my ass!” I slammed my fists against his back with no prevail, damn you! He squeezes it, great, ‘that feels oh so good Reno!’, it that what you want me to say? I look up and sigh and see that Sephiroth is laughed at me, “Yeah laugh it up pretty boy!” …I did NOT just say that! NO NO NO! An everything was going so well!!! –inner sob- He stops and looks at me like… he just shat himself and then…smirks? “You think I’m pretty?” He boinks his eye brows up and down suggestively, I roll my eyes and cover my face, the utter SHAME… BLARGGANARGHRAH!!!... Sorry.
“So when’s she gonna be back short stuff?” Zack asks, popping up from nowhere, “She’s gonna be back on Monday…” I sigh, slapping the back of Reno’s head, and he drops me, which actually really hurt, damn redheads. “Ok,” Zack says reaching into his back pocket and pulling out a stash of twenties, “Reno, you go get the shit, Seph… you do, what… you do. And cloud you get to cook and clean the basement up for me.” He smiles cheekily. I sigh and cross my arms, “No way, I’m leaving, do it yourself.” The next thing I know I’m on the ground, face slammed into the floor and arm twisted behind my back, “Cloud, common, you KNOW you want to..” he emphasizes as he pushes me elbow pain fully forward. “Damnit stop!” “Then do it!” OW OW OW!!! Damint, ok how to get out of this one... I other hand around and with a giant leap of faith I try to push myself up and fail miserably as Zack takes the other hand and pins it down; I feel like im going to engage in rabid bunny like sex, is this wrong? Sephiroth looks over, thank god!!! “I’d just say yes, Cloud, You’re just gonna get your ass kicked…” “Oh well thank you General Obvious!” More struggling. “General, I like the sound of that, ‘General Sephiroth!’”
“OH Jesus Christ, FINE!” just get offa me already. I want to... breathe… again… Please…?! Zack smile triumphantly. “Just no Mako! Mom with have I fit if she finds out your doing that stuff again! And I’d Prefer you don’t go to Jail” God that’s sounded gay… “… yeah… whatever-okay you go get the stuff already!” Zack yells loudly pushing Reno through the door. And Sephiroth Pushes me downstairs and shuts the door. RAGHNARGHHHHAA!! I hate you.
After all is good and done all the video games are set up, all the ‘furniture’ (aka – beanbags, folding lawn chairs with a mountain of pillows stacked on it and Eaten up sofas… don’t ask.) is out and ready. And then I see it… the window, this merciful window of glory, beckoning me to escape I grab the locks, and flick them up. Unlocking it effortlessly and climbing into the Window well and climbing up the small ladder.
Glorious Freedom. You shall rue the day you ever made me work. And then I relies I accidentally screamed that quiet thought to the world. Damn me, and my ego! SPRINT SPRINT! I can hear my conscience now, “Run, use those scrawny legs Cloud!” …and my legs are quite muscular. I sprint out into the front yard and jump over the fence as I see Reno arriving back from his trip and Zack bursting from the front door. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Yeah. I- … I got nothing. Irun as far as my Asthma induced heart will take me and finally get tackled to the ground. “here do you think you’re going WAHAHA!” .. has anyone ever told you you sound like Wario when you laugh? They should, and you’d look bad with a mustache.
“How am I going to get Reno in a good mood if your not home?” He smiles picking me up. And I still… can’t… Breathe… “NO WAY!...” INHALE “I’m not getting… within ten feet… of… him when he has” INHALE “that shit in his system!”
“Haha that’s what you think!” I try and kick him but I’m going to have an asthma attack if I do any more. When I get back to the house I go into the kitchen and use my inhaler. THANK GOD, AIR… SWEET OXYGEN. Ah….. ^^.
“Hmm… I’ve got it! Lets get you in a dress”
………. WHAT?!?!?!?
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Oka sorry bout the short chapter, but i shall make up for it with sex. KINKY SEX... N/C WHAHAHA maybe. Sex atleast but how kinky and how sexy will depends on reveiw.
wondering where Vincent went? you'll just have to wait! ^^
Cloud: If you put me in a dress-
No that's Zack's job ^^
Zack : ...... O.o
Sephiroth: toast?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
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Chapter II
Hours later after I find my sanity again and me and Vincent left for the bus I realize that I hate Lemurs. Vincent’s real quiet, then again I would be too, but this is just insane, and I just got my sanity back, and I’d like to keep it for more then two seconds this time. “Vincent? You wanna talk about it?” I try to hide the twitching that’s currently inflicting my eye… stupid Lemurs!!! *twitch*
“No, not now lat-“ SLAM! Suddenly I find my head staring at some ones boxers as they uncomfortably sit on my chest. The dangling red rats tail at the back of his insanely large melon gives it away before his so called sweet talk.
“Hey sweet thang! Haven’t seen you around lately, I guess we’ll have some fun later tonight,” then he jumps up and runs to the back of the bus saving seats for him and his buddies. I sit back up and crack my neck and start to breath a again, “FAT ASS!” I yell at him, because I have a very bad vocabulary, GR!
Vincent puts his head phones on and leans against the bus window, looking depressed and distant as always. Suddenly I realize that Lunch was non existent in my mind, Zach probably has food in his backpack. I walk to the back of the bus and steal Zack’s back pack and dig around in it, AHAH!!! Yes! Oreos! My favorite, I quickly hop over the seat and run back to my seat. I stuff them in my mouth, because I am hungry and that is what hungry people do; STUFF! *munch munch munch*
Soon Enough Sephiroth and Rude walk on the bus, It’s Friday after all and it’s a long weekend, yes! But that also means I have food patrol… nooo! Oh well that means I get to pick what we eat. Blah blah blah, short bus ride and then we Get to the house… all SEVEN of us, go in and throw our coats where ever, and surprise! A not from mother, ‘I’ve gone away for the weekend! Keep clean. Love mom.’
…Oh no. Think quickly… Where to hide it!?!? The first place I can think of is my pants but that wouldn’t stop anybody. “What’s that?” I jolt into the kitchen and out into the back yard, only to find my self face to face with Rude. I make a tight U-Turn to find Reno. I quickly try to slide under there arms and succeed. Zack hope over them both and uses his Demon like speed to catch up to me.
I think I’m going to cry.
Sephiroth pops out from the front out the house, anything but thaaaat. So I stop and turn around, and slide to right of Zack in a gleam of wonderful, merciful hope, which is quickly shattered when I hear, RIIIIIIIP. I look back to see the bottom of the note ripped off. “Love Mom…? PAAARRRTTYYYY!!!” And that’s all it took. DAMNIT!
I am then carried back into the house on Zack’s shoulder, “Let me go!” He’s giggling, that is NOT good. That only happens when hes gonna get laid, when he eaten all my pixie sticks or he plans on using me for a cleaning maid. Whyyy meeee…
Good no, not this again, I can’t take it, and DON’T HAND ME TO RENO! ...I hate you Zack. “Get your hand off my ass!” I slammed my fists against his back with no prevail, damn you! He squeezes it, great, ‘that feels oh so good Reno!’, it that what you want me to say? I look up and sigh and see that Sephiroth is laughed at me, “Yeah laugh it up pretty boy!” …I did NOT just say that! NO NO NO! An everything was going so well!!! –inner sob- He stops and looks at me like… he just shat himself and then…smirks? “You think I’m pretty?” He boinks his eye brows up and down suggestively, I roll my eyes and cover my face, the utter SHAME… BLARGGANARGHRAH!!!... Sorry.
“So when’s she gonna be back short stuff?” Zack asks, popping up from nowhere, “She’s gonna be back on Monday…” I sigh, slapping the back of Reno’s head, and he drops me, which actually really hurt, damn redheads. “Ok,” Zack says reaching into his back pocket and pulling out a stash of twenties, “Reno, you go get the shit, Seph… you do, what… you do. And cloud you get to cook and clean the basement up for me.” He smiles cheekily. I sigh and cross my arms, “No way, I’m leaving, do it yourself.” The next thing I know I’m on the ground, face slammed into the floor and arm twisted behind my back, “Cloud, common, you KNOW you want to..” he emphasizes as he pushes me elbow pain fully forward. “Damnit stop!” “Then do it!” OW OW OW!!! Damint, ok how to get out of this one... I other hand around and with a giant leap of faith I try to push myself up and fail miserably as Zack takes the other hand and pins it down; I feel like im going to engage in rabid bunny like sex, is this wrong? Sephiroth looks over, thank god!!! “I’d just say yes, Cloud, You’re just gonna get your ass kicked…” “Oh well thank you General Obvious!” More struggling. “General, I like the sound of that, ‘General Sephiroth!’”
“OH Jesus Christ, FINE!” just get offa me already. I want to... breathe… again… Please…?! Zack smile triumphantly. “Just no Mako! Mom with have I fit if she finds out your doing that stuff again! And I’d Prefer you don’t go to Jail” God that’s sounded gay… “… yeah… whatever-okay you go get the stuff already!” Zack yells loudly pushing Reno through the door. And Sephiroth Pushes me downstairs and shuts the door. RAGHNARGHHHHAA!! I hate you.
After all is good and done all the video games are set up, all the ‘furniture’ (aka – beanbags, folding lawn chairs with a mountain of pillows stacked on it and Eaten up sofas… don’t ask.) is out and ready. And then I see it… the window, this merciful window of glory, beckoning me to escape I grab the locks, and flick them up. Unlocking it effortlessly and climbing into the Window well and climbing up the small ladder.
Glorious Freedom. You shall rue the day you ever made me work. And then I relies I accidentally screamed that quiet thought to the world. Damn me, and my ego! SPRINT SPRINT! I can hear my conscience now, “Run, use those scrawny legs Cloud!” …and my legs are quite muscular. I sprint out into the front yard and jump over the fence as I see Reno arriving back from his trip and Zack bursting from the front door. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Yeah. I- … I got nothing. Irun as far as my Asthma induced heart will take me and finally get tackled to the ground. “here do you think you’re going WAHAHA!” .. has anyone ever told you you sound like Wario when you laugh? They should, and you’d look bad with a mustache.
“How am I going to get Reno in a good mood if your not home?” He smiles picking me up. And I still… can’t… Breathe… “NO WAY!...” INHALE “I’m not getting… within ten feet… of… him when he has” INHALE “that shit in his system!”
“Haha that’s what you think!” I try and kick him but I’m going to have an asthma attack if I do any more. When I get back to the house I go into the kitchen and use my inhaler. THANK GOD, AIR… SWEET OXYGEN. Ah….. ^^.
“Hmm… I’ve got it! Lets get you in a dress”
………. WHAT?!?!?!?
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Oka sorry bout the short chapter, but i shall make up for it with sex. KINKY SEX... N/C WHAHAHA maybe. Sex atleast but how kinky and how sexy will depends on reveiw.
wondering where Vincent went? you'll just have to wait! ^^
Cloud: If you put me in a dress-
No that's Zack's job ^^
Zack : ...... O.o
Sephiroth: toast?
WELCOME TO MY WORLD