Exquisite Dysfunction

"Hasn't boot camp taught you anything? Don't talk with your mouth full."

Jiro giggled softly, "yes, sir."

Jiro sucked on the tip of Sephiroth's cock, his tongue running over the slit. Shivering, Sephiroth tugged on the younger man's hair, tipping his head back and allowing his eyes to fall close. Jiro pressed the tip of his tongue into the silt of Sephiroth's cock, his hand squeezing the base of it, gently.

"See now, that's much better."

Jiro rolled his eyes, relaxing his jaw and allowing Sephiroth to slide further into his mouth. The younger boys eyes fell shut, as he moaned around the older mans cock. Sephiroth tugged harder on Jiro's hair, his hips rocking against the boys face. Jiro swallowed around Sephiroth, pulling back slowly, his teeth gently running along the underside.

"On your feet, Private."

Jiro smiled, sitting back on his knees and looking up at the General.

"Yes, sir."

The teen rose to his feet, biting down on his lower lip and watching as the General reached out, placing his hands on Jiro's sides. The silver haired man smiled, his fingers curling around the Private's shirt, pulling it upwards, reveling a nicely toned stomach. Jiro shivered as the cold air hit his skin. He lifted his arms above his head, allowing the General to take his shirt off. Letting the shirt drop to the ground after pulling it off the younger boys body, Sephiroth leaned his head forward, kissing at the teen's chest.

Jiro suddenly feeling nervous, which was very unlike him, put his hands on the General's shoulders and pushed him away gently.

"I..Um, should we be doing this? I mean, you're the fucking General!"

Sephiroth laughed softly, shaking his head and reaching one of his hands out. He ran his fingertips over Jiro's cheekbone, smiling at the younger boy.

"Do you think we should be doing this?"

Jiro closed his eyes, turning his head slightly and kissing at the General's palm. Jiro grabbed the General's wrist, pulling his hand down to the front of his pants.

"What do you think?"

Sephiroth smirked as Jiro made him grab his erection through his pants. Jiro places both his hands on the older man's shoulders, looking down at the hand grasping him through his pants. The teen shivered, his eyes falling shut again as the older man's fingers tugged at the button on his pants. Sephiroth popped the button open on the teen's pants, smiling and running his fingers over the zipper and pulling it down slowly. Jiro tensed up and bit down on his lip as he felt fingers slip inside the waistband of his boxers. He opened his eyes, looking down and watching as his pants and boxers were pulled down to his ankles.

Sephiroth gripped Jiro's hips, making him walk backwards towards the bed. Jiro squeaked as the back of his legs hit the bed, and he fell down on it. Kneeling down on the edge of the bed, Sephiroth leaned over the teen, smiling down at him and lowering his head. Jiro blinked a few times when he felt a pair of lips pressed against his. He closed his eyes slowly, moving his lips against the ones pressed to his, sliding his hands along the older man's body who was hovering above him. The General lowered his hips, grinding them down against Jiro's. A small moan passed by the teens lips

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Cloud ran his finger along the rim of the glass, listening to Nero talk about how him and Vincent had met. Lifting his head, Cloud blinked at Nero and then looked over his shoulder at Zack and Vincent drinking in the living room.

Looking back at Nero, Cloud sighed. "I should go check on Jiro."

Nero nodded as Cloud rose to his feet, exiting the kitchen. The teen made his way down the hall way, stopping outside the room he had seen Jiro go into earlier. Cloud turned the door knob, pushing the door open, his eyes widening at the sight before him.

"God, my ass is going to be so sore tomorrow."

Jiro moaned, his hands balling in the sheets, and his face burying into the pillow underneath him. The General chuckled, leaning his head down and kissing the younger boys shoulder, who bent over below him.

Cloud's jaw dropped, and he closed the door slowly, backing away and running down the hall way back into the living room.

"Give me the strongest drink that you have, please."

Vincent and Zack both looked up at Cloud and giggled, passing him the bottle of Jager. Cloud took the bottle, opening it and quickly downing it. He dropped the bottle, gagging and coughing.

"Eww what is that, it tastes like.."

"Black liquorices." Nero said, nodding. "It's disgusting. I don't see how they drink it."

Cloud made a face, sitting down next to Zack and laying his head on his shoulder. Zack frowned a bit at Cloud and passed him a shot of tequila. Cloud knowing what the drink had done to him before, smiled and grabbed the shot, tossing it back and then placing the glass on the table.

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About thirty minutes later, both Sephiroth and Jiro came out of the back room, fully dressed and satisfied. Sephiroth raised his eyebrow when he saw Vincent, Cloud and Zack all sitting in the middle of the living room floor, singing way off key and all holding a bottle of some alcoholic beverage. Jiro giggled, and smacked playfully at the General's arm.

"We missed the party!"

Cloud glanced over when he heard Jiro talking, he let out a drunken giggle and pointed in Jiro's direction.

"How does your ass feel, Jiro?"

Jiro eyes went wide and he looked up at Sephiroth, his mouth opening closing, trying to think of something to say. Zack and Vincent looked at Jiro and Sephiroth, both of them bursting out into fits of laughter. Nero just shook his head and rose to his feet.

"I hope you guys didn't get my sheets dirty. I just washed those."

Jiro pouted, walking further into the living room and picking up the bottle of Jager that Cloud had dropped earlier. He sat down on the couch and started sipping at the drink, scrunching up his nose at the taste.

"This is the perfect black mail opportunity." Vincent grinned at Jiro and Sephiroth.

Sephiroth raised his eyebrow at Vincent, taking a seat on the couch next to Jiro and snatching the bottle of Jager away from him. Jiro gasped, smacking the older man's thigh and growling.

"Bitch," He mumbled under his breath.

Cloud giggles, looking up at Jiro. "Did you just call the great General, Sephiroth a bitch?!"

Jiro smacked Cloud's forehead. Cloud pouted and looked at Zack.

"HE HIT ME!!"

"Where?"

Cloud pouted some more and pointed to his forehead. Zack leaned forward and kissed the spot where Jiro had smacked Cloud. The teen smiled at the raven haired man.

"Thank you."

Nero smiled at both Cloud and Zack, letting out a small content sigh.

"Now, what's this about black mail?" Jiro asks Vincent, his legs tucked up underneath him on the couch.

"Well, if Sephiroth pisses me off, I can tell President Shinra that he fucked a cadet."

Jiro laughed, rolling his eyes. "So? That gets him in trouble, not me."

Sephiroth growled softly, glaring at Jiro. The snow white blond slowly turned his head, looking at the General and grinning.

Cloud blinked a few times, "But couldn't he talk his way out of it? I mean, he is the General."

Vincent threw a straw at Cloud, "You ruined my fun, damnit!"

"Don't throw straws at me! You could've like, poked out my eyeball!!"

"Yeah, don't throw straws at him Vincent."

Vincent laughed, looking over at Zack, "And what the hell are you going to do about it?" Vincent asked, throwing another straw at Cloud.

Cloud whimpered and then gasped as Zack stood to his feet and tackled Vincent.

"I got bets on Zack!" Jiro shouted, standing up on the couch cushions and bouncing.

"Damnit! Vincent, Zack, knock it off!" Nero said, rising to his feet and glancing down at the two men pulling at each others hair on the floor.

"Sephiroth, help me." Nero said to the taller man, who was now standing next to him.

Sephiroth breathed in through his nose, heavily, and shook his head. "Naaah, let them work it out between themselves."

Cloud picked up a straw, crawling over to where Zack had Vincent pinned to the floor. Cloud giggled, stabbing Vincent's cheek with the straw.

"SEE! They hurt!"

Vincent ripped one of his hands away from Zack, reaching down and pulling out one of his guns. Cloud jumped back, holding his hands up in the air. Jiro stopped bouncing on the couch.

"Aww, fights over."

Nero sighed, glancing up at Sephiroth, "Now will you help me?"

The man nodded, walking over to where the other two men lay on the floor. He pulled Zack off Vincent and held him back.

"Hey Nero, are you really going to let Vincent have his guns around that sprite of yours?"

Jiro asked, watching Nero help Vincent to his feet. Cloud slowly lowered his hands, dropping the straw on the floor.

"No, Vincent is going to have to give up his guns."

Vincent's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell over, taking Nero, who was holding onto him, down with him. Nero squealed, falling on top of his lover.

"Damnit Valentine!"

"I guess he didn't like that idea." Jiro laughs, getting off the couch. "I'm going the fuck to bed." He says walking off down the hall.

Sephiroth grins, letting go of Zack. "Wait up, I'll come with you."

Cloud watched as the General followed his friend down the hall. Nero smacked at Vincent's cheek, trying to get him to wake up.

"Damnit, if I tell you, you can keep your guns, will you get up?"

Vincent slowly blinked open his eyes, "Maybe."

Zack laughed and picked up the straw Cloud dropped and threw it at the man on the floor. "We're going to take the other guest room, see you guys in the morning."

Zack looked over at Cloud, motioning for him to follow. "Come on, kid. Let's go get some sleep."

The blond nodded, standing up and following Zack into the other guest room, knowing he was going to forget all this in the morning.


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Authors Note: Guh! Forgive me for the loooooong wait. I ended up sick, then my co-writer did, then I ended up sick again. >.< Then we got busy, planning our move to Japan, and what college's we should attend there. *Sigh* Just blah blah, sooo much. I do apologize, I know this chapter isn't...amaaazing, but it's something, for now. The next should be up sooner then this one was, ha ha. Enjoy. Email me for questions or anything...Synthetic.productions@hotmail.com